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Lt commander lare · 04-02-10, 01:33 PM

this was a joke everyone i never have done an april fools joke here since i have been a member and since im captain of my boat i dont have to think this joke over i post it thanks and have a wonderful easter here at subsim

lt commander lare

Sailor Steve · 04-02-10, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Oh cut the guy some slack....it's not as if he's stolen the crown jewels

Speaking of which, Scotland Yard are seeking these men for questioning in the missing Crown Jewels case:

If you see them, do not try to apprehend or approach. Call the police. These men are not armed but are dangerously stupid. The one on the right...no, left...I mean your right as you face them...well, the big one is, we think, the ringleader. The smaller...um, shorter one is known to pant and drool a lot. If you get too close he might knock you down and lick your face.

Jimbuna · 04-02-10, 01:43 PM

Classic

tater · 04-02-10, 01:44 PM

Remember the similar reaction to the faked SH5 screenshots with powerups, etc.

That was funny as hell, but again, due to the stupidity of readers, needed to be labeled, "JOKE."

If you get bothered by posts like this, stop reading SS for a while, and start a humor regimen. I know many recommend Three Stooges movies as a good starting point. There are also quite a few humor sites on this internet thing that might get you started.

PS—lare, you sucked ME in to check the thread, too, but that's the idea of that kind of joke, good one!

frau kaleun · 04-02-10, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

If you see them, do not try to apprehend or approach. Call the police. These men are not armed but are dangerously stupid. The one on the right...no, left...I mean your right as you face them...well, the big one is, we think, the ringleader. The smaller...um, shorter one is known to pant and drool a lot. If you get too close he might knock you down and lick your face.

If they follow me home, can I keep them? Obviously the big one needs a thorough deworming but what about the little one? Has he had all his shots?

I need to know ASAP, the 2-for-1 spay'n'neuter special expires tomorrow.

Jimbuna · 04-02-10, 01:59 PM

I'll just hang on to my meat and two veg if you don't mind

I've kinda got attached to it

Sailor Steve · 04-02-10, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

If they follow me home, can I keep them?

Since they've already been kicked out of every decent nation on earth, I don't see why not.

I don't see why you would want them, either, but who am I to judge?

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Has he had all his shots?

I plugged him two or three times by my count, but the little varmint just won't stay down.

Jimbuna · 04-02-10, 02:05 PM

IIRC the little bugga was too busy leaving game discs with SH4 and GWX3.0 beta written on them lying around, hoping someone would come across them and make an astonished fuss

frau kaleun · 04-02-10, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

I'll just hang on to my meat and two veg if you don't mind

I've kinda got attached to it

Don't mess with the moneymaker, eh?

Jimbuna · 04-02-10, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Don't mess with the moneymaker, eh?

Not sure about that

These days I'd probably end up in debt

BigBANGtheory · 04-03-10, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Speaking of which, Scotland Yard are seeking these men for questioning in the missing Crown Jewels case:

If you see them, do not try to apprehend or approach. Call the police. These men are not armed but are dangerously stupid. The one on the right...no, left...I mean your right as you face them...well, the big one is, we think, the ringleader. The smaller...um, shorter one is known to pant and drool a lot. If you get too close he might knock you down and lick your face.

We have our own methods of dealing with such despicable villainy

609_Avatar · 04-03-10, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Speaking of which, Scotland Yard are seeking these men for questioning in the missing Crown Jewels case:

If you see them, do not try to apprehend or approach. Call the police. These men are not armed but are dangerously stupid. The one on the right...no, left...I mean your right as you face them...well, the big one is, we think, the ringleader. The smaller...um, shorter one is known to pant and drool a lot. If you get too close he might knock you down and lick your face.

ROTFLMAO!

Truly classic Steve.

Jimbuna · 04-03-10, 10:52 AM

The big one is muti talented and has even been known to balance three caps on his head whilst acting as if he were drunk.

The little one is not yet fully house trained and had a habit of dropping his guts whilst frequenting public eating places....simply ask Chad, he'll confirm.

The big one with the little one...and his father (little ones)

Sailor Steve · 04-03-10, 12:16 PM

You can't pin that rap on me, copper! I got my spay 'n' neuter clinic records.

No, wait!

Jimbuna · 04-03-10, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

You can't pin that rap on me, copper! I got my spay 'n' neuter clinic records.

No, wait!

04-02-10, 01:43 PM	#33
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Classic __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-02-10, 01:59 PM	#36
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'll just hang on to my meat and two veg if you don't mind I've kinda got attached to it __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-02-10, 02:05 PM	#38
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	IIRC the little bugga was too busy leaving game discs with SH4 and GWX3.0 beta written on them lying around, hoping someone would come across them and make an astonished fuss __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-03-10, 10:52 AM	#43
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The big one is muti talented and has even been known to balance three caps on his head whilst acting as if he were drunk. The little one is not yet fully house trained and had a habit of dropping his guts whilst frequenting public eating places....simply ask Chad, he'll confirm. The big one with the little one...and his father (little ones) __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-03-10, 12:16 PM	#44
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	You can't pin that rap on me, copper! I got my spay 'n' neuter clinic records. No, wait! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-02-10, 01:33 PM	#31
Lt commander lare Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: southlyon michigan Posts: 897 Downloads: 781 Uploads: 35	this was a joke everyone i never have done an april fools joke here since i have been a member and since im captain of my boat i dont have to think this joke over i post it thanks and have a wonderful easter here at subsim lt commander lare

04-02-10, 01:44 PM	#34
tater Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Mexico, USA Posts: 9,023 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 2	Remember the similar reaction to the faked SH5 screenshots with powerups, etc. That was funny as hell, but again, due to the stupidity of readers, needed to be labeled, "JOKE." If you get bothered by posts like this, stop reading SS for a while, and start a humor regimen. I know many recommend Three Stooges movies as a good starting point. There are also quite a few humor sites on this internet thing that might get you started. PS—lare, you sucked ME in to check the thread, too, but that's the idea of that kind of joke, good one!