Good workers are hard to find...

[SteamWake]

Originally Posted by Reece

Wanted:
An intelligent person, with honor degrees in both math and applied physics is essential, with good communication skills to take a position as manager of Nuclear Power Station. The person must be energetic and prepared to work hard in urgent situations, must be dedicated, well dressed and obedient to his/her superiors.

Due to discrimination laws the following has to be advertised as well:

Wanted:
A stupid person, having no knowledge of math or physics, with no communication skills to take a position as manager of Nuclear Power Station. The person must be lazy and prepared to bludge in urgent situations, must dress like a slop and rebel to his/her superiors.

Youve got the job !