Good workers are hard to find...

Reece · 03-31-10, 09:16 PM

Wanted:
An intelligent person, with honor degrees in both math and applied physics is essential, with good communication skills to take a position as manager of Nuclear Power Station. The person must be energetic and prepared to work hard in urgent situations, must be dedicated, well dressed and obedient to his/her superiors.

Due to discrimination laws the following has to be advertised as well:

Wanted:
A stupid person, having no knowledge of math or physics, with no communication skills to take a position as manager of Nuclear Power Station. The person must be lazy and prepared to bludge in urgent situations, must dress like a slop and rebel to his/her superiors.

SteamWake · 03-31-10, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reece

Wanted:
An intelligent person, with honor degrees in both math and applied physics is essential, with good communication skills to take a position as manager of Nuclear Power Station. The person must be energetic and prepared to work hard in urgent situations, must be dedicated, well dressed and obedient to his/her superiors.

Due to discrimination laws the following has to be advertised as well:

Wanted:
A stupid person, having no knowledge of math or physics, with no communication skills to take a position as manager of Nuclear Power Station. The person must be lazy and prepared to bludge in urgent situations, must dress like a slop and rebel to his/her superiors.

Youve got the job !

Reece · 03-31-10, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteamWake

Youve got the job !

Forgot about Homer!!

kiwi_2005 · 03-31-10, 10:21 PM

unemployment staff "Why didn't you go to the interview?

Bum: "Cause (sniff) they wanted reliable workers, and as you know I suffer from unreliable workers syndrome.

unemployment staff: "oh yes i have your certificate here signed by Dr Hussain Ali Al-Niaimi Mostafa Hash. okay that's fine have a great Easter.

Penguin · 04-01-10, 04:12 AM

haha, they even had trouble to advertise for an english-speaking person in Britain, which is a requirement for many jobs all over the world.

I wonder in which world the people from the recruitment agency live.
I would rather have an honest job advertisement to decide if I should apply there. I would not like to waste my time to write an application or go to an interview to finally find out they are looking for a totally different person - or let them find out that I only have a hat with "lion tamer" written on it...

03-31-10, 09:16 PM	#1
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,882 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Wanted: An intelligent person, with honor degrees in both math and applied physics is essential, with good communication skills to take a position as manager of Nuclear Power Station. The person must be energetic and prepared to work hard in urgent situations, must be dedicated, well dressed and obedient to his/her superiors. Due to discrimination laws the following has to be advertised as well: Wanted: A stupid person, having no knowledge of math or physics, with no communication skills to take a position as manager of Nuclear Power Station. The person must be lazy and prepared to bludge in urgent situations, must dress like a slop and rebel to his/her superiors. __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

03-31-10, 10:21 PM	#4
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	unemployment staff "Why didn't you go to the interview? Bum: "Cause (sniff) they wanted reliable workers, and as you know I suffer from unreliable workers syndrome. unemployment staff: "oh yes i have your certificate here signed by Dr Hussain Ali Al-Niaimi Mostafa Hash. okay that's fine have a great Easter. __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

04-01-10, 04:12 AM	#5
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	haha, they even had trouble to advertise for an english-speaking person in Britain, which is a requirement for many jobs all over the world. I wonder in which world the people from the recruitment agency live. I would rather have an honest job advertisement to decide if I should apply there. I would not like to waste my time to write an application or go to an interview to finally find out they are looking for a totally different person - or let them find out that I only have a hat with "lion tamer" written on it... Last edited by Penguin; 04-01-10 at 04:31 AM.