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Old 03-02-10, 08:23 PM   #1
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Granted, but the popular image of beer + dingo pee is burned into your psyche for all time.

I wish people would stop adding any type of pee to beer.
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Old 03-02-10, 08:33 PM   #2
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Granted, but then the yeast pee is absent from all beer, hence all beer is now alcohol free.

I wish it hadn't snowed here again today.
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Old 03-02-10, 08:34 PM   #3
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Granted, but is snowed the day before and it's going to snow tomorrow.

I wish frenetic activity would cease.
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Old 03-03-10, 11:19 AM   #4
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Granted, but is snowed the day before and it's going to snow tomorrow.

I wish frenetic activity would cease.
Granted, but it is replaced by frantic activity.

I wish the staireway to heaven was an escalator.
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Old 03-03-10, 11:53 AM   #5
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Granted, but when you get on, you notice it's going down.

I wish the well hadn't run dry.

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Granted, but the water in it is poisoned.

I wish to repeal the law of gravity.
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Old 03-03-10, 12:44 PM   #7
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Granted, but your feet don't stay on the ground long enough.

I wish the wisely were unwise.
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Old 03-04-10, 10:15 PM   #8
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Granted, but only through the literary works of Emily Dickinson.

I wish that Willem Dafoe was my brother-in-law.
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