Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams III
 

Continuing where Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams II left off.

Granted, you had them right about now (Or, then), and they promptly disappeared before you managed to enjoy them.

I wish the forum would stop going off all the time...

Granted, the forum never changes for you, only for the rest of us. However, posting to yourself and crushing your own dreams in the archives section gets quite lonely indeed.

I wish someone would do my homework for me.

Granted, somebody does your homework for you and it is all incorrect, late and fed to a small, annoying and yappy dog.

I wish astronomers had not discovered rings around Uranus.

Granted, astronomy is thrown back to the 16th century and it is now technologically impossible to discover the rings around Uranus.

I wish Jupiter would turn into a star, seeing as it's 2010 already...

Granted, however, it gets moved to the ring raound uranus, where it cant be found.

I wish jodi foster would do some topless movies....

Granted, but she just got a sex change.

I whish I could watch the superbowl @ rancho subsimo, that would be a lot of fun.:woot:

Granted... for a modest donation to Neal of $1.7 million USD.

I wish Manic Monday would take a chill-pill, already.

Granted, it is now tuesday, although, now its twice as bad :(

I wish that anything I said 6 or 8 months ago was inadmisable in an argument with my wife.

Granted, however everything you said in last night's drunken stupor was secretly recorded for posterity and is now ranked #3 in popularity on YouTube.

I wish drunken stupors involved more drinking and less stupor.

Granted, but the severity of the resulting hangover is now increased by an order of magnitude versus the quantity of drink consumed. Unfortunately the degree of stupor is not effected by any of this.

I wish a night of pub crawling was not a wallet-emptying experiance.

Granted. Your wallet is full, but you really don't want to know what you find in your wallet the morning after a night of binge drinking.

I wish reading didn't make me so tired.

Granted - now reading energizes you, but unfortunately this means you develop an addiction to reading, and are incapable of pulling yourself away from the internetz to deal with the real world, meaning you make a rather unsightly and unsavory mess where you sit, as you read voraciously until you ultimately pass beyond this plane due to hunger.

Speaking of Hunger - I wish I didn't have to fast before I go have bloodwork done in the morning.

Granted, you don't and your bloodwork shows up the 3 Big Mac's you chow down on before getting it done. Your doctor is not pleased with you and says you have to cut down on the fatty foods.

I wish I had a new tripod for my camera.

Granted, but you break one of its legs...

I wish for this thread to prosper...