You know you play too much SHIII

Dowly · 08-19-05, 05:16 AM

When I`m making coffee, there`s the meter that shows how much water you`ve put in. If I`m alone I usually "report it to Kaleun". It`s just like the water level meter in U-boot, the thing that has the other thing inside it that moves along with the water. Man, I`m not good at explaining things, am I? It`s the "tube" in the middle of the guys who operate the diving planes.

lambda*sqrt(u*x) · 02-23-08, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

When I`m making coffee, there`s the meter that shows how much water you`ve put in. If I`m alone I usually "report it to Kaleun". It`s just like the water level meter in U-boot, the thing that has the other thing inside it that moves along with the water. Man, I`m not good at explaining things, am I? It`s the "tube" in the middle of the guys who operate the diving planes.

*lol* Your coffee machine has got a Papenberg indicator?

You know you're playing too much SH3 when you spend most of the time snorkeling submerged in a swimming pool (too much aircraft out there) and shouting "Wasserbomben!" at people jumping in...

Boris · 02-23-08, 06:35 AM

... when the sight of a ship makes your eyes light up, and all you think is... wow, I wonder what's the tonnage on her!

Sailor Steve · 02-23-08, 10:17 AM

When you lie to yourself about what you're doing.

"Wanna go see a movie?"
"No, I have work to do."

"Wanna go hit the bars, find some girls?"
"No, I have work to do."

"Wanna go to the game?"
"No, I have work to do."

"Have you gotten any work done today?"
"No, I have...I mean, yeah, quite a bit."

HundertzehnGustav · 02-23-08, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

"Have you gotten any work done today?"
"No, I have...I mean, yeah, quite a bit."

i lost my job two weeks ago... and can relate to that

"Did you leave your curriculum at "this n that" company today?"

errrrr.... WHAT company?

flag4 · 02-23-08, 12:20 PM

i've been out today and bought myself a trigonometry set and graph paper for 10 pounds.

as i stood in the que waiting to pay i caught myself smiling, feeling very pleased and a little smug - but then i realised i had'nt a clue how to use anything i was about to buy.....

...it was at this point i handed over the money.

Jimbuna · 02-23-08, 01:53 PM

When the dog starts finding you attractive because of the stench eminating from you with not having shaved or bathed for over 3 months.

02-23-08, 10:17 AM	#4
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	When you lie to yourself about what you're doing. "Wanna go see a movie?" "No, I have work to do." "Wanna go hit the bars, find some girls?" "No, I have work to do." "Wanna go to the game?" "No, I have work to do." "Have you gotten any work done today?" "No, I have...I mean, yeah, quite a bit." __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-23-08, 12:20 PM	#6
flag4 Watch Officer Join Date: May 2007 Location: as far away as possible Posts: 1,625 Downloads: 147 Uploads: 0	i've been out today and bought myself a trigonometry set and graph paper for 10 pounds. as i stood in the que waiting to pay i caught myself smiling, feeling very pleased and a little smug - but then i realised i had'nt a clue how to use anything i was about to buy..... ...it was at this point i handed over the money. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] ' We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.' Kurt Vonnegut

02-23-08, 01:53 PM	#7
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When the dog starts finding you attractive because of the stench eminating from you with not having shaved or bathed for over 3 months. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-19-05, 05:16 AM	#1
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	When I`m making coffee, there`s the meter that shows how much water you`ve put in. If I`m alone I usually "report it to Kaleun". It`s just like the water level meter in U-boot, the thing that has the other thing inside it that moves along with the water. Man, I`m not good at explaining things, am I? It`s the "tube" in the middle of the guys who operate the diving planes.

02-23-08, 06:35 AM	#3
Boris Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Hamburg, Germany Posts: 1,691 Downloads: 41 Uploads: 0	... when the sight of a ship makes your eyes light up, and all you think is... wow, I wonder what's the tonnage on her!