FPS Dynamics

JScones · 01-22-10, 11:43 AM

"Sh!t, IWO, do you know what blasted aisle we parked the boat in?"

frau kaleun · 01-22-10, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by JScones

"Sh!t, IWO, do you know what blasted aisle we parked the boat in?"

Well, you're gonna need to mod in a more modern dealer-supplied keychain. Just press a button, and the hatch on your sub pops open while you're still coming down the dock. Voila!

Flashing running lights and horn honking optional.

Nickolas · 01-22-10, 12:42 PM

*walks nicely towards the shipyard to ask for a certain torpedo to be loaded*
WILD FRENCH RESISTANCE FIGHTER APPEARED!
*random fight music plays*
player used punch.
it was super effective!
wild french resistance fighter fainted.
player gained 20xp.
oh, player has ranked up... player is now a Korvettenkapitän.

Takeda Shingen · 01-22-10, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickolas

*walks nicely towards the shipyard to ask for a certain torpedo to be loaded*
WILD FRENCH RESISTANCE FIGHTER APPEARED!
*random fight music plays*
player used punch.
it was super effective!
wild french resistance fighter fainted.
player gained 20xp.
oh, player has ranked up... player is now a Korvettenkapitän.

Heheheheh

Nickolas · 01-22-10, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

Heheheheh

i'm glad that someone liked it

d@rk51d3 · 01-22-10, 10:20 PM

Maybe a little GTA style?

Sneak undetected into enemy harbours, pop out of the hatch, run down the pier and hijack an enemy vessel.

TarJak · 01-22-10, 11:53 PM

GTUB? Great Idea for a game. Let's put togethre a storyboard and pitch it to Ubi!

You start off in an abandoned dockyard near Keil and have to work you way up to knock Onkel Karl off his perch before May 1943!

As you progress through your dynamic campaign you unlock newer and better u-boats to hoon around the high seas causing mayhem and death wherever you go.

longam · 01-22-10, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Well, you're gonna need to mod in a more modern dealer-supplied keychain. Just press a button, and the hatch on your sub pops open while you're still coming down the dock. Voila!

Flashing running lights and horn honking optional.

Wouldn't it be easier to look for the pink sub?

frau kaleun · 01-22-10, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by longam

Wouldn't it be easier to look for the pink sub?

Nah, pink's not really my color. Clashes with the nail polish.

I was thinking maybe a nice bright "I BRAKE FOR CONVOYS" bumper sticker on the side of the conning tower.

Lanzfeld · 01-22-10, 01:12 PM

Mine is the one with the low, loud base music thumping from inside yo.

frau kaleun · 01-22-10, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Lanzfeld

Mine is the one with the low, loud base music thumping from inside yo.

So that's where the Kriegsmarine band went. Good grief, man, where do you put them all? The tuba player alone must take up an extra bunk and a half.

JScones · 01-22-10, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Well, you're gonna need to mod in a more modern dealer-supplied keychain. Just press a button, and the hatch on your sub pops open while you're still coming down the dock. Voila!

Flashing running lights and horn honking optional.

"Blip blip"...Ah, there it is.

Sgtmonkeynads · 01-22-10, 06:12 PM

"Bernard....go out and start the sub!"
3 min. latter.......
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK......

frau kaleun · 01-22-10, 06:36 PM

Quote:

"Bernard....go out and start the sub!"
3 min. latter.......
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK......

Das Gespenst · 01-22-10, 06:38 PM

Who needs FPS dynamics? All I need are my sweet, sweet engines.

01-22-10, 06:12 PM	#13
Sgtmonkeynads Ships Secretary Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: MilesCity Montana Posts: 583 Downloads: 614 Uploads: 0	"Bernard....go out and start the sub!" 3 min. latter....... HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK...... __________________ Just help someone.....it makes a difference

01-22-10, 11:43 AM	#1
JScones Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,501 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	"Sh!t, IWO, do you know what blasted aisle we parked the boat in?"

01-22-10, 12:42 PM	#3
Nickolas Torpedoman Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina Posts: 112 Downloads: 17 Uploads: 0	walks nicely towards the shipyard to ask for a certain torpedo to be loaded WILD FRENCH RESISTANCE FIGHTER APPEARED! random fight music plays player used punch. it was super effective! wild french resistance fighter fainted. player gained 20xp. oh, player has ranked up... player is now a Korvettenkapitän.

01-22-10, 10:20 PM	#6
d@rk51d3 Sea Lord Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Adelaide, South Australia Posts: 1,952 Downloads: 207 Uploads: 0	Maybe a little GTA style? Sneak undetected into enemy harbours, pop out of the hatch, run down the pier and hijack an enemy vessel.

01-22-10, 11:53 PM	#7
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	GTUB? Great Idea for a game. Let's put togethre a storyboard and pitch it to Ubi! You start off in an abandoned dockyard near Keil and have to work you way up to knock Onkel Karl off his perch before May 1943! As you progress through your dynamic campaign you unlock newer and better u-boats to hoon around the high seas causing mayhem and death wherever you go.

01-22-10, 01:12 PM	#10
Lanzfeld Grey Wolf Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: New Tripoli, PA Posts: 994 Downloads: 64 Uploads: 0	Mine is the one with the low, loud base music thumping from inside yo.

01-22-10, 06:38 PM	#15
Das Gespenst Sailor man Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: The engine room Posts: 46 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Who needs FPS dynamics? All I need are my sweet, sweet engines.