D@mn, I shoulda married Tiger

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by TarJak

Weren't you shagging him? Everyone else seems to have been.

What was your number in line?

[TarJak]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

What was your number in line?

I don't queue mate.

[Onkel Neal]

Woman's claim: I was NOT Tiger Woods' mistress

Daphne Czechtowika, hostess for a German-themed restaurant in Racine, Wis., revealed today that she did not have an affair with Tiger Woods -- a claim that set off a rush by book agents for her memoir. If true, the claim would make Czechtowika the only hostess or waitress in America whom Woods did not hit on.

Man, this is getting outta control.