D@mn, I shoulda married Tiger
 

wow, with a payout like that, where do I sign up?

http://wcbstv.com/sports/tiger.woods...2.1346199.html

:o:hmmm:
With money like that, I could fly to Neal's house every monday so I could tease him about the raiders.:haha:

Weren't you shagging him? Everyone else seems to have been.:haha:

I was next in line when they closed the gate!:har: There goes the big payout.

Ah well a day late and a dollar short eh?:D

I dont understand why superstars ever get married, I know my theoretical marriage as a theoretical superstar would end in tears, as there is no way i would be able to withstand the temptations.

Golfers...they're born swingers. ;)

Going by their Christmas photo for this year, Tiger's image is indeed a bit tattered....

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/phot...ZKGrvgXNUH4%3D

:haha::har: Nice!

HunterICX

Get'in more than the old golf balls polished and seeing if his shaft is straight on the club.

For a guy who has done a lot to keep his image clean certainly went the entire opposite direction.

Why wont this story just go away..

This is nothing you dont see in any trailer park or walmart on a friday night.

Its just that its a celibrity.

Really who gives a crap.

Because generally speaking the public like to see celebrities fall from grace. Something mental about it all really.

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/e...immerit_03.jpg


*DROOL*

Yes, a Tiger is quite sexy!!!

For that money you could buy me a nice house in Seattle and then just walk over.

This could end up being one of the worlds most costliest shags/transgressions :o

What do you mean one? From what I've read the girlie from Vegas was around for several months and there are apparently others yet to come out of the woodwork. Seems O'l niki missed out big time.:D

A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."