Attempt of Patrol TCx1

[TarJak]

Originally Posted by Oberon

Remember the following steps:

1) If you shave, do not for the duration of your patrol
2) If you wash, lower the amount of water you use by 9/10s and then do it only twice a week
3) Make sure that your bed is kept warm
4) If you have anyone staying with you, instruct them to periodically wake you during the night by either 1) walking past you loudly 2) yelling ALAAARM at the top of their voice and ringing a bell loudly whilst running around the room or periodically flashing a light in your face and muttering 'Sorry wrong bunk'.
5) If you have any fresh food in the house, eat that within the first week, then exist solely on tinned food.

Good hunting kaleun!

For the above numbered points add these conditions:

2. Make sure the water is salty and cold.
3. The beds must be kept warm by someone with the same bathing conditions as you. The odd louse would be worth including if available.
5. NO SHOPPING! That would be considered cheating.
6. A new condition; make sure that your clothes are kept damp and unwashed for the duration of the patrol as well.