Attempt of Patrol TCx1

Oberon · 10-07-09, 03:21 PM

Remember the following steps:

1) If you shave, do not for the duration of your patrol
2) If you wash, lower the amount of water you use by 9/10s and then do it only twice a week
3) Make sure that your bed is kept warm
4) If you have anyone staying with you, instruct them to periodically wake you during the night by either 1) walking past you loudly 2) yelling ALAAARM at the top of their voice and ringing a bell loudly whilst running around the room or periodically flashing a light in your face and muttering 'Sorry wrong bunk'.
5) If you have any fresh food in the house, eat that within the first week, then exist solely on tinned food.

Good hunting kaleun!

10-07-09, 03:21 PM	#4
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Remember the following steps: 1) If you shave, do not for the duration of your patrol 2) If you wash, lower the amount of water you use by 9/10s and then do it only twice a week 3) Make sure that your bed is kept warm 4) If you have anyone staying with you, instruct them to periodically wake you during the night by either 1) walking past you loudly 2) yelling ALAAARM at the top of their voice and ringing a bell loudly whilst running around the room or periodically flashing a light in your face and muttering 'Sorry wrong bunk'. 5) If you have any fresh food in the house, eat that within the first week, then exist solely on tinned food. Good hunting kaleun!