The Dentist

GoldenRivet · 08-08-09, 02:44 AM

lol - FIREWALL that reminds me.

I had a student today who was doing some instrument flight training.

as he flew along he said

STUDENT: "Its funny... when im visual, i tend to steer slightly to the right... but when im on instruments i tend to steer slightly left... why is that???"

ME: "well... which hand do you masturbate with?"

the student looked at me with a smirk and a bit of a giggle.

ME: "right handers steer slightly right and left handers steer slightly left... but If you use both hands like i do you could keep this thing flying straight and level!"

08-08-09, 02:44 AM	#3
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	lol - FIREWALL that reminds me. I had a student today who was doing some instrument flight training. as he flew along he said STUDENT: "Its funny... when im visual, i tend to steer slightly to the right... but when im on instruments i tend to steer slightly left... why is that???" ME: "well... which hand do you masturbate with?" the student looked at me with a smirk and a bit of a giggle. ME: "right handers steer slightly right and left handers steer slightly left... but If you use both hands like i do you could keep this thing flying straight and level!" __________________