The Dentist
 

The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot..'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects. 'I can't do the gas thing The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. 'No objection,' the patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.'


The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!'


It doesn't' said the dentist, 'but it might give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.

:haha::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::salute:: up:

lol - FIREWALL that reminds me.

I had a student today who was doing some instrument flight training.

as he flew along he said

STUDENT: "Its funny... when im visual, i tend to steer slightly to the right... but when im on instruments i tend to steer slightly left... why is that???"

ME: "well... which hand do you masturbate with?"

the student looked at me with a smirk and a bit of a giggle.

ME: "right handers steer slightly right and left handers steer slightly left... but If you use both hands like i do you could keep this thing flying straight and level!"

:haha::haha::haha::haha:

LMAO x 2 :rotfl: