YOUR WORST bernard MOMENT!?!?!??!? - Page 2

Kpt. Lehmann · 07-10-09, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

I thought yours was posting about your need for coffee.

Jeez! I can't escape you people anywhere!

Nope. My worst Bernard moment was the 'Lehmann proof door.'

You see, it was Bernard that cleaned it so well that it appeared to be open!

Kptlt. Neuerburg · 07-10-09, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Kpt. Lehmann

Jeez! I can't escape you people anywhere!

Nope. My worst Bernard moment was the 'Lehmann proof door.'

You see, it was Bernard that cleaned it so well that it appeared to be open!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Reminds me of those windex ads on tv!!

Sailor Steve · 07-10-09, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by CastleBravo

Who is Bernard?

Ignore ML. He can't help turning everything into a political statement.

Bernard started off as a one-shot joke by Dowly:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=84773

He's now almost four years old, and he has turned into the catch-all goofball we blame for our own screw-ups.

U-46 Commander · 07-10-09, 12:12 PM

When I was trying to get away noislesly from enemy destroyers and Bernard decided to plot a new course. All Ahead Standard! Bernard will never be on my boat again.

Mittelwaechter · 07-10-09, 01:18 PM

"I said 'One Third AHEAD', Bernard!"

U-46 Commander · 07-10-09, 07:41 PM

I bet Bernard broke Kpt. Lehmanns coffemaker!

07-10-09, 12:12 PM	#19
U-46 Commander Lieutenant Join Date: May 2008 Location: The absolutely most exciting state!! Iowa! Posts: 251 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 0	When I was trying to get away noislesly from enemy destroyers and Bernard decided to plot a new course. All Ahead Standard! Bernard will never be on my boat again. __________________ "Loved By Few, Hated By Many, Respected By All."-The U-boats.

07-10-09, 01:18 PM	#20
Mittelwaechter The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,304 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 0	"I said 'One Third AHEAD', Bernard!" __________________ 10 happy wolves rear 90 blinded, ensnared sheep. 90 happy sheep banish the wolves. Arrest the 1% - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ6hg1oNeGE

07-10-09, 07:41 PM	#21
U-46 Commander Lieutenant Join Date: May 2008 Location: The absolutely most exciting state!! Iowa! Posts: 251 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 0	I bet Bernard broke Kpt. Lehmanns coffemaker! __________________ "Loved By Few, Hated By Many, Respected By All."-The U-boats.