We had children, and then we complained. - Page 2

TDK1044 · 04-21-09, 12:40 PM

One of the many mysteries of women. My wife can spend 3 hours at her hairdresser's and come out looking exactly the same as when she went in....just $100 poorer.

I think it's related to the great design flaw. I mean, if I had a car that whined every day and leaked once a month, I'd take it back.

AVGWarhawk · 04-21-09, 12:52 PM

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I think it's related to the great design flaw. I mean, if I had a car that whined every day and leaked once a month, I'd take it back.

I lost me receipt

Arclight · 04-21-09, 03:33 PM

:rotfl:
Ouch, that's just...

I take it she doesn't visit SUBSIM regularly?

AVGWarhawk · 04-21-09, 03:40 PM

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:rotfl:
Ouch, that's just...

I take it she doesn't visit SUBSIM regularly?

Oh hell no. In fact, she might get on the computer once a month. Even then for maybe an hour. Watching her use the computer is excruciating. She is so slow my two daughters go nuts just watching her attempt to navigate. Computers is just not her thing. Lucky for me no?

Arclight · 04-21-09, 03:48 PM

Sure beats fighting over time-slots.

AVGWarhawk · 04-21-09, 03:54 PM

You're telling me. I had just one computer. My two daughters have discovered Myspace and umpteen other places to visit on the internet. With two computers...they can duke it out on time-slots. No touchy on my computer. Somethings a man just has to have for himself...his wife, beer and computer.

Arclight · 04-21-09, 04:15 PM

Well played.

While the girls squabble over who gets to update their Myspace page, you are free to hang back with a beer, spend some time with the wife or keep us riff-raff straightend out.

Ah, the good life.

Kapitan_Phillips · 04-21-09, 04:19 PM

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Naw, that means we would be living in a trailer park

. I don't get it. Three bedrooms and two full baths. How much more does she need

A parlor to be a non-whore in obviously

nikimcbee · 04-21-09, 05:20 PM

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Congrats on the 15 and wish you 15 more good ones.

May 1st= 10 years

ReallyDedPoet · 04-21-09, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Somethings a man just has to have for himself...his wife, beer and computer.

Ha, ha.... good one

HunterICX · 04-21-09, 07:00 PM

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My wifes mother gave her two pieces of advise...be a lady in the parlor and whore in the bedroom

From a Mother in law that's Great advice!

HunterICX

Platapus · 04-21-09, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

My wifes mother gave her two pieces of advise...be a lady in the parlor and whore in the bedroom

Sometimes it is nice when the Frau is a whore in the parlor too.

Digital_Trucker · 04-22-09, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Three bedrooms and two full baths. How much more does she need

Just enough so that she can complain about it being too much to clean

AVGWarhawk · 04-22-09, 09:26 AM

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From a Mother in law that's Great advice!

HunterICX

Yep, she was a strange one but this was her advise. Sorry to say she died of cancer at the age of 50. Then my wifes father passed of cancer at the age of 54. I never thought I would be burying my inlaws at such a young age.

AVGWarhawk · 04-22-09, 09:27 AM

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Just enough so that she can complain about it being too much to clean

We think alike DT...this was my thoughts yesterday as I typed that post.

04-21-09, 03:33 PM	#18
Arclight Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Land of windmills, tulips, wooden shoes and cheese. Lots of cheese. Posts: 8,467 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 10	:rotfl: Ouch, that's just... I take it she doesn't visit SUBSIM regularly? __________________ Contritium praecedit superbia.

04-21-09, 03:48 PM	#20
Arclight Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Land of windmills, tulips, wooden shoes and cheese. Lots of cheese. Posts: 8,467 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 10	Sure beats fighting over time-slots. __________________ Contritium praecedit superbia.

04-21-09, 03:54 PM	#21
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,287 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	You're telling me. I had just one computer. My two daughters have discovered Myspace and umpteen other places to visit on the internet. With two computers...they can duke it out on time-slots. No touchy on my computer. Somethings a man just has to have for himself...his wife, beer and computer. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

04-21-09, 04:15 PM	#22
Arclight Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Land of windmills, tulips, wooden shoes and cheese. Lots of cheese. Posts: 8,467 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 10	Well played. While the girls squabble over who gets to update their Myspace page, you are free to hang back with a beer, spend some time with the wife or keep us riff-raff straightend out. Ah, the good life. __________________ Contritium praecedit superbia.

04-21-09, 12:40 PM	#16
TDK1044 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 2,674 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	One of the many mysteries of women. My wife can spend 3 hours at her hairdresser's and come out looking exactly the same as when she went in....just $100 poorer. I think it's related to the great design flaw. I mean, if I had a car that whined every day and leaked once a month, I'd take it back.