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04-01-09, 02:59 PM
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Lucky Jack
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Bit twisted Jim...even for you
 You see who's funny bone it tickled. Dowly
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04-01-09, 04:00 PM
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Chief of the Boat
 Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
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 The night of March 31st and as blind Tim gets tucked up in bed his Mum says, "If you pray really hard tonight,tomorrow you will be able to see!" So little Tim prays like never before. Morning comes and Tim is still blind. His Mum gently pats him on the head. "I know son," she said, "April fool!" Final last one (for the Brits)  Freddie and Bobby Goody are lying in bed when Tweed comes in "Boys come quick your mothers not dead it was a publicity stunt, come on get up" The boys rush out of bed disbelieving their ears, the get to the bottom of the stairs when they hear a voice from the top. "Haha, April Fools"
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04-01-09, 05:55 PM
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Lucky Jack
Join Date: Apr 2005
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04-01-09, 06:44 PM
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Navy Seal
 Join Date: Jul 2004
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It's my birthday on April 1 and no one ever believes me
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04-01-09, 06:49 PM
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Eternal Patrol
 Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: High in the mountains of Utah
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Today's Birthdays
 Carotio, IronOutlaw (63), UBOAT234 (46), candy2500 (27), ReFaN (20) Why isn't your name on the list?
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04-02-09, 03:11 AM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
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I was arrested yesterday morning for playing a trick at work.
The police have informed me that, despite it being April Fool's Day, it's still rape. 
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04-02-09, 04:05 AM
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Navy Seal
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Steve - never saw that feature before. Or at least, haven't seen it since 2004
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