April Fool
 

A woman wakes in a hospital to find a doctor stood over her. She asks him what happened, to which he replies, "Madam, you were in a horrific car crash with your son and daughter and have just woken up from a coma."

She says, "my son was an amazing footballer and could have been the next Pele. Where is he?"

The Doctor replies, "he had his legs crushed and they had to be amputated."

"And my daughter...she was a fantastic tennis player and could have won at Wimbledon. What about her"?

He says "I'm afraid there was too much damage as she went through the window - we had to remove her arms."

Emotionally crushed, the woman asks the doctor how long she had been in a coma and what date it was, to which he replied, "you were in a coma for six months, and today is April the first."

She says, "April Fool's day - so were you joking?"

"Ha ha, yeah... they both died on impact."

ROFL!!! That's my kind of humor! :har::har:

Man that's a cruel type of humour... I like it.

Bit twisted Jim...even for you:D You see who's funny bone it tickled. Dowly:doh:

hehe....last one :DL

The night of March 31st and as blind Tim gets tucked up in bed his Mum says,
"If you pray really hard tonight,tomorrow you will be able to see!" So little Tim prays like never before. Morning comes and Tim is still blind. His Mum gently pats him on the head.
"I know son," she said, "April fool!"

Final last one (for the Brits) :03:


Freddie and Bobby Goody are lying in bed when Tweed comes in "Boys come quick your mothers not dead it was a publicity stunt, come on get up" The boys rush out of bed disbelieving their ears, the get to the bottom of the stairs when they hear a voice from the top. "Haha, April Fools"

:haha::haha::woot:

It's my birthday on April 1 and no one ever believes me :p2:

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Why isn't your name on the list?

I was arrested yesterday morning for playing a trick at work.

The police have informed me that, despite it being April Fool's Day, it's still rape. :-?

Steve - never saw that feature before. Or at least, haven't seen it since 2004 :)

Jim - :haha:

Haha, JIm...

They'll let u off, if you ensure the victim was "an activist"

Won't really matter WHAT sort of activist, mind u

On the OTHER hand...........maybe it SHOULD matter after all.


CS