Fashion Victims?

[Aramike]

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Who cares about the uniforms? What the hell is going on in that formation!?
Talking in the ranks!? Eyeballing the whole damn area!? Who is that fatbody in the second rank!? Why isn't he doing pushups and sweating Crisco!? Why do I see people hanging their heads!? Are they not familiar with the position of attention!?
Why do I see sideburns in my formation!? Is this a U.S. Navy ship or American Bandstand!?
Sweet God Almighty, I've never seen such a sorry collection of malingering misanthropes! Someone pull those men's heads out of their asses so I have a place to put my boot!

That is precisely the first thing I thought!

What about the guy in the front looking off to his left?