Agh? 2009 means 30 years being married

Quillan · 01-07-09, 10:41 AM

A wife wakes up one morning and finds her husband sitting in the kitchen, crying. She asks him "What's wrong?"

"Do you remember back when we were dating?"

"Of course" she replied

"Do remember how we used to sneak out in the bushes behind your fathers house?"

"Yes", she said, smiling.

"And do you remember when your father caught us that evening?"

"How could I forget that?"

He told me "Son, you're going to marry my daughter or you're going to jail for 25 years."

"And?" she asked him.

"I'D HAVE GOTTEN OUT TODAY!"

01-07-09, 10:41 AM	#5
Quillan Samurai Navy Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 579 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	A wife wakes up one morning and finds her husband sitting in the kitchen, crying. She asks him "What's wrong?" "Do you remember back when we were dating?" "Of course" she replied "Do remember how we used to sneak out in the bushes behind your fathers house?" "Yes", she said, smiling. "And do you remember when your father caught us that evening?" "How could I forget that?" He told me "Son, you're going to marry my daughter or you're going to jail for 25 years." "And?" she asked him. "I'D HAVE GOTTEN OUT TODAY!" __________________ We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.