What will the Swiss think of next!!

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

They don't call you "cool hand wolfertz" fer nuthin' in the frigid wasteland of frostbite falls do they!

Cold hands cause shrinkage.

Always build a warm fire when you're snowed into your cabin.

Caution: Do not place cold hands in fire. Severe injury may result.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Betonov

I don't support prostituition either, my wage is too low

Work harder or find a cheaper outlet

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Work harder or find a cheaper outlet

Usually when some one is considering a prostitute, they are more concerned with the inlet than the outlet.

But, to each his own. Your kink is your kink.

[Aktungbby]

Platapussy galore?!!

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Cold hands cause shrinkage.

Always build a warm fire when you're snowed into your cabin.

Caution: Do not place cold hands in fire. Severe injury may result.

Actually have sauna' d then jumped into a snowbank whilst starkers...YOWWWWW! Kind of a 'Wegie thing mit Lutefisk. Along the greasy green Cannon R. not the frigid Otter R. Wisdom has set in in my dotage; Now I SCUBA in a wetsuit with 5 cups o'java inbibed for instant warmth and 10 minutes extra time to get to shore and warmth in 32 degree Pacific waters, hopefully with an abalone or a lingcod. The Valkyrie have relented and a speargun counts as sword-in-hand for the great meadhall in Asgard!

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Betonov

I don't support prostituition either, my wage is too low

Nonsense mein leipshen, iff U gots der shekel, they've got...30 seconds to LOS der EEL...NEXT!

[Wolferz]

To say that this topic has descended into the weird and the strange would be gross understatement. But, it is entertaining none the less.

Which one of you gals is Stroker Ace?

[Tchocky]

STROKER ACE

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Betonov

I don't support prostituition either, my wage is too low

Just wait on the porch under the red light and snap a picture of your boss leaving the place. Et 'joila! Instant raise. maybe even two.

[Betonov]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Just wait on the porch under the red light and snap a picture of your boss leaving the place. Et 'joila! Instant raise. maybe even two.

Reminds me of this



Had a conversation yesterday with the boss about my study and for some reason the debate somehow got to the lack of sex I'm experiencing for the last few.... years. So he starts telling me why I can't risk a €100 every month for a hooker
Not in this country I say, they're illegal and that means the cheaper ones didn't had their shots

[Wolferz]

Get yourself one of these Betonov...



Then you can hit the Tuesday specials night down by the docks.
They're sold in the six pack, the sex pack and the ever so handy shack pack for you weekenders.

[mapuc]

That's what I call safety...

[Platapus]

Protip: Don't fart.

[Herr-Berbunch]

If anyone is, erm, interested in this subject then please heed the following tale.

I know of two guys who were on detachment to Ancona in Italy, every day they used to pass a few prostitutes at the same bend and one day agreed they'd both 'have a go'.

So they pulled up, one guy got out and a girl got in and a few minutes of fumbling ensued - at which point the guy realised that this girl was actually L, O, L, A, Lola!

He swiftly got out and said to his mate it was now his turn, who didn't quite fumble in the same way. He didn't find out until much later.

And no, neither was me.

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

To say that this topic has descended into the weird and the strange would be gross understatement. But, it is entertaining none the less.

Which one of you gals is Stroker Ace?

Entertaining you is what this particular thread is all about; Ve know ther's no TV in Frostbite...