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Old 07-22-10, 02:16 PM   #31
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Why do the voodoo that you doo.. (first)
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Old 07-22-10, 02:20 PM   #32
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Old 07-22-10, 02:42 PM   #33
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Why do hedgehogs look so cute?
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Two more: Ozzy!!

Why does Ozzy not seem like two words to me?
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Old 07-22-10, 02:52 PM   #34
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Why does Ozzy not seem like two words to me?
Perhaps he meant the name and the person.
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Old 07-22-10, 02:59 PM   #35
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Perhaps he meant the name and the person.

Because true metalheads cannot count. This I know from the movies.


Why do aards vark?
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Old 07-22-10, 04:31 PM   #36
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Because butter flies.

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Because true metalheads cannot count. This I know from the movies.
Now why do you watch poseur movies about metal?
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Old 07-22-10, 04:32 PM   #37
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Why do people park their car in a drive way, but drive their car on a park way?
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Because it would be confusing otherwise.

Why do anything?
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Why do boxes of Instant Rice have directions for using the microwave?

Will I go back in time if I follow them?
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Old 07-22-10, 06:12 PM   #40
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Why do aards vark?
how much vark could an aardvark vark if an aardvark could aard vark?
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Old 07-22-10, 06:38 PM   #41
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how much vark could an aardvark vark if an aardvark could aard vark?
A quark.

Why does the grass grow so damn fast.
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Because I swore a false oath no humor until war in Korea erupts. Grinning however is okay



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Old 07-22-10, 07:42 PM   #43
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how much vark could an aardvark vark if an aardvark could aard vark?
Quite a lot, actually. They're very productive.

But of course that's just because they vark so aard at it.





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Why do drive-up ATMs have braille labels on them?
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