Bernard's Birthday is coming up - Page 3

NiclDoe · 09-24-07, 03:00 PM

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Brag · 09-24-07, 08:43 PM

It is the 25th in Berlin, Wilhelmsaven, Kiel and even Lorient Brest & St Naz.

Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz (Bernard's best friend) raises his champagne glass and gestures for his U-53 choir to sing:

Happy hoochie woochie Bernard
Hoochie woochie birthday
Hoochie woochie
Hoochie woochie
Happy hoochie woochie Birthday
hoochie woochie to you.

(beautiful isn't it?)

Another perfect event created by Balz the Magnificent. Enjoy it, chaps

Blacklight · 09-24-07, 09:00 PM

On my Uboat, Bernard is going to have the honor of riding the "Magic Water Ride" that I and the crew put together for him. The entrance to the ride is one of those tubes up front.

U-96 · 09-24-07, 09:08 PM

Just for fun, load the deck gun with an HE round and confetti, and convince him there's candy inside the barrel of the deck gun.

Frostyvegi · 09-24-07, 09:25 PM

Hang a impact armed torpedo from a rope, blindfold him, give him a bat and tell him it's a pinyata... and run!

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 09-25-07, 03:34 AM

happy birthday Bernard. may your boat sink and you drown

Dowly · 09-25-07, 03:37 AM

Happy Birthday, Bernard! Uncle Karl gave you a new boat too, isnt he nice. Report to Oberleutnant Jochen Mohr. :rotfl:

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 09-25-07, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

Happy Birthday, Bernard! Uncle Karl gave you a new boat too, isnt he nice. Report to Oberleutnant Jochen Mohr. :rotfl:

then he has to swim, im on vacation at sea

NiclDoe · 09-25-07, 05:32 AM

Happy B-day bugger and he just ate my Uranium and wants more.
Mohr enjoy Bernard on your boat for the next few weeks. P.s. your so lucky to have him on your boat.

Huskalar · 09-25-07, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Frostyvegi

Hang a impact armed torpedo from a rope, blindfold him, give him a bat and tell him it's a pinyata... and run!

If it's really Bernard who you're talking about, I would run first and then shout it's a pinyata.

HunterICX · 09-25-07, 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaleu. Jochen Mohr

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

Happy Birthday, Bernard! Uncle Karl gave you a new boat too, isnt he nice. Report to Oberleutnant Jochen Mohr. :rotfl:

then he has to swim, im on vacation at sea

Dont worry about that, I can always drop him of with my airplane...just need to make sure he is tied well in the bombay

Rhodes · 09-25-07, 09:31 AM

From U-307 to the place of Bernard party:

Happy Birthday Bernard...

Blacklight · 09-25-07, 11:33 AM

Quote:

From U-307 to the place of Bernard party:

Happy Birthday Bernard...

...And good luck to all those in attendance. I'll stay here safely locked in this concrete bunker till it's over.

Stierlitz · 09-25-07, 12:31 PM

Happy birthday, Bernard!

Oh, and thanks for leaving the conning tower hatch open during the last crash dive practice, you sick bastard.

Biggles · 09-25-07, 01:09 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERNARD!

Your present from me: You'll get a last meal before I shoot you through the head. (Consider yourself lucky)

09-24-07, 03:00 PM	#31
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	1 day __________________ The Crazy Wolf

09-24-07, 08:43 PM	#32
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	It is the 25th in Berlin, Wilhelmsaven, Kiel and even Lorient Brest & St Naz. Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz (Bernard's best friend) raises his champagne glass and gestures for his U-53 choir to sing: Happy hoochie woochie Bernard Hoochie woochie birthday Hoochie woochie Hoochie woochie Happy hoochie woochie Birthday hoochie woochie to you. (beautiful isn't it?) Another perfect event created by Balz the Magnificent. Enjoy it, chaps __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

09-24-07, 09:00 PM	#33
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	On my Uboat, Bernard is going to have the honor of riding the "Magic Water Ride" that I and the crew put together for him. The entrance to the ride is one of those tubes up front. __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

09-24-07, 09:08 PM	#34
U-96 Mate Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Posts: 53 Downloads: 388 Uploads: 0	Just for fun, load the deck gun with an HE round and confetti, and convince him there's candy inside the barrel of the deck gun. __________________ Because this boat is barely enough for the 50 men we already have. How many would you have rescued, 1? 10? 100? -Kptlt. Willenbrock (film: Das Boot)

09-25-07, 03:34 AM	#36
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	happy birthday Bernard. may your boat sink and you drown __________________ Gruß

09-24-07, 09:25 PM	#35
Frostyvegi A-ganger Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 78 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Hang a impact armed torpedo from a rope, blindfold him, give him a bat and tell him it's a pinyata... and run!

09-25-07, 03:37 AM	#37
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,056 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Happy Birthday, Bernard! Uncle Karl gave you a new boat too, isnt he nice. Report to Oberleutnant Jochen Mohr. :rotfl:

09-25-07, 05:32 AM	#39
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Happy B-day bugger and he just ate my Uranium and wants more. Mohr enjoy Bernard on your boat for the next few weeks. P.s. your so lucky to have him on your boat. __________________ The Crazy Wolf

09-25-07, 09:31 AM	#42
Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,522 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	From U-307 to the place of Bernard party: Happy Birthday Bernard... __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

09-25-07, 12:31 PM	#44
Stierlitz Loader Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lurking at PD... Posts: 86 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Happy birthday, Bernard! Oh, and thanks for leaving the conning tower hatch open during the last crash dive practice, you sick bastard.

09-25-07, 01:09 PM	#45
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERNARD! Your present from me: You'll get a last meal before I shoot you through the head. (Consider yourself lucky) __________________

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