The 'What should we do to Bernard' thread

Torplexed · 02-23-08, 07:08 AM

Bernard's like Gilligan or Inspector Clouseau. His inherent incompetence will rise to his defence in some bizarre way you if you try to remove him. :p

TomcatMVD · 02-23-08, 08:28 AM

I already replaced him

Brag · 02-23-08, 08:50 AM

Bernard can be a source of great fun. Ask Balz. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Sailor Steve · 02-23-08, 09:59 AM

Bernard is a force of nature. Even if you could kill him there would be another one waiting for you tomorrow.

STEED · 02-23-08, 10:01 AM

What is a Bernard?

Sailor Steve · 02-23-08, 10:07 AM

Go look in the mirror.

Sailor Steve · 02-23-08, 10:08 AM

As for what we should do with him:

Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him,
Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him,
Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him,
Earlye in the morn-ing!

STEED · 02-23-08, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Go look in the mirror.

Have you? :p

JU_88 · 02-23-08, 10:09 AM

Other Jobs we would DEFINATLEY NOT want to see Bernard doing!

Sailor Steve · 02-23-08, 10:11 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Good ones, JU-88!

Brag · 02-23-08, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Bernard is a force of nature. Even if you could kill him there would be another one waiting for you tomorrow.

Tomorrow? You won't get that long a break

02-23-08, 12:48 PM

Well...let's say he was a spy for the British. Just tell BDU and let them execute him!

If that doesn't work just shoot him in the head, get a big rock and chain him to it then throw him overboard.

Jimbuna · 02-23-08, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdlerGrosmann

Well...let's say he was a spy for the British. Just tell BDU and let them execute him!

If that doesn't work just shoot him in the head, get a big rock and chain him to it then throw him overboard.

Pointless, he's indestructable....just like his brother

02-23-08, 08:28 AM	#2
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02-23-08, 08:50 AM	#3
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02-23-08, 09:59 AM	#4
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Bernard is a force of nature. Even if you could kill him there would be another one waiting for you tomorrow. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-23-08, 10:01 AM	#5
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	What is a Bernard? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

02-23-08, 10:07 AM	#6
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Go look in the mirror. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-23-08, 07:08 AM	#1
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Bernard's like Gilligan or Inspector Clouseau. His inherent incompetence will rise to his defence in some bizarre way you if you try to remove him. :p

02-23-08, 10:08 AM	#7
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	As for what we should do with him: Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him, Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him, Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him, Earlye in the morn-ing! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-23-08, 10:09 AM	#9
JU_88 Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: UK Posts: 3,814 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Other Jobs we would DEFINATLEY NOT want to see Bernard doing!

02-23-08, 10:11 AM	#10
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Good ones, JU-88! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-23-08, 12:48 PM	#12
AdlerGrosmann Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Well...let's say he was a spy for the British. Just tell BDU and let them execute him! If that doesn't work just shoot him in the head, get a big rock and chain him to it then throw him overboard.

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