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Old 08-27-16, 12:31 PM   #1
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Get down to the machine shop to fashion a harpoon for the deck gun and a good length of rope lashed upon it should be sufficient for achieving the velocity needed for flight....


He did well until gravity and inertia forced him into that sandbar

Captain Hindsight was looking at the butt of the problem and suggested one of Eich's monkies should have been used for the first test.
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Old 08-27-16, 12:59 PM   #2
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Old 08-28-16, 04:43 PM   #3
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We made our first attempt last night, but something went wrong. It seems the fart and letting go of the prop must be better timed.... Aktung, after 3 extra servings farted before he let go of the prop. The sail doesn't work right with the wings, so somehow the sail must be deployed after flight has ended... Maybe instead of all this, why not just use the life raft and someone paddle to hook us up?
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Old 08-31-16, 06:12 AM   #4
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Maybe instead of all this, why not just use the life raft and someone paddle to hook us up?
Where would be the fun in that? Go on, tell me, where???
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Old 08-31-16, 06:16 AM   #5
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Where would be the fun in that? Go on, tell me, where???
If the Titanic fished us out, we would have enough ice for Aktung's moonshine
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Old 08-31-16, 12:52 PM   #6
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ice for Aktung's moonshine
NO NO! Moonshine's fer Redneck white-trash where DamnedYankee is still all one word and the only real plumbing is: http://airshipdaily.com/moonshine/ Here in the world's wine capital since 1976 (intenshunal insult), http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/bottle-shock-2008 we effete-snob trash make our own brandy http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Homemade-Brandy In either case we B on the lookout fer revenuers...and copper thieves! Otherwise an old bath tub will do. http://www.clawhammersupply.com/blogs/moonshine-still-blog/14183961-how-to-make-watermelon-moonshine-step-by-step-with-pictures
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Old 09-23-16, 06:03 AM   #7
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I'm cross about the lack of attendance in the Confessional. You all seem to be a Godless, heathen bunch whose souls are doomed to spend eternity in Damnation. Would a pint of Bilge Brew for each attendee entice anyone?
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