The Bilge

[Wolferz]

Who called the johndarms...err seandarms...err the coppers?

It's ok if you boys in blue stay. We need someone to protect the coffee can, uhhh treasury. That Tango guy looks a little shifty. Can I get you fellas to run some background checks? Truculent people make me nervous and poor Armistead gets apoplectic because he doesn't handle brutal criticism well.{I reference his stint as a Broadway producer} Another trip to the sanitarium would not be good.

By the way, "worthwhile" is one word, not two.

Apologies vanjast. I'm a spelling Nazi.

Don't say anything about my girlfriends.
There's only one thing that would make them look better...
Drivers licenses issued in 2018.

PS:
Those aren't sticks, they are personal pleasure devices. Just ask Armistead. Those things have been in his aft hatch numerous times. The Gerbils were becoming expensive and PETA was sniffing around.

[Armistead]

Wolferz,

You can't just let every Tom, Dick and Harry in the Bilge....without proper hazing, indoctrination and rituals. It's only fair we hold a vote. Tango wants in, it must be voted on.

I vote him in... He is now a member in poor standing.

I also have a request. I want to make Attungabungholey {If I misspelled his name, I think we know who I mean} a full member and even appt him to non elected office as our Chief of Foreign Affairs. He can deal with all non Americans. I think he should also take on paulhagers office and do speeches and spellchecing. I love the way he writes, even not understanding it. I plan to get him to start posting for me on FB, write to my wife, etc..

He fully agrees to all rituals.

[vanjast]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

By the way, "worthwhile" is one word, not two.

Apologies vanjast. I'm a spelling Nazi.

No problems... I was suppose to put 'my' between the two , but my hands are a few steps behind my brain.. so they forgot.

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by vanjast

No problems... I was suppose to put 'my' between the two , but my hands are a few steps behind my brain.. so they forgot.

I can relate. Mine are too. Especially when the hands initiate groping mode before the brain can tell them that it's inapropriate.

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

That Tango guy looks a little shifty.

A little shifty? I'll have you know I'm a LOT shifty. In fact, I was runner-up in the 2010 All England Mr Shifty contest. I was soundly thrashed by some fella by the name of Buna (but that was in the bar after the contest, after he had drunk 6 pints of Old and Nasty, tried to get freaky with the landlords' dog and vomited in the Aspidistra).

[mapuc]

Do I see an upcoming conspiracy to take over the world ?

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by mapuc

Do I see an upcoming conspiracy to take over the world ?

Markus

Hardly...this is SubSim, not Ubisoft but I do admit to being well up to date with prior history, thanks to two close friends who moderated during the period

[Armistead]

We need to induct our first Ubirat into the Hall of Fame for 2013.

To qualify

Person must be of outstanding character
Must be a full fledged Ubirat.
Must have numerous accomplishments as an Ubirat

Please enter the persons name, their accomplishments. As Chairmen I get 5 votes, President gets 2 votes, other officers 1 vote, regular members 1/2 vote.....non rats 1/16 of a vote.

I would first like to nominate a person who has numerous accomplishments and of high character. Record wins in SS contest, playwright, storyteller and poet.

I proudly nominate Armistead/AKA MWolfe

[Armistead]

The two following people have been approved to join the Bilge as members

Actung {Awarded Director of Foreign Affairs}

Someone that calls himself The Hoff. He met all our qualifications and had some great lies to tell.. Member sitting/laying

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

We need to induct our first Ubirat into the Hall of Fame for 2013.

To qualify

Person must be of outstanding character
Must be a full fledged Ubirat.
Must have numerous accomplishments as an Ubirat

Please enter the persons name, their accomplishments. As Chairmen I get 5 votes, President gets 2 votes, other officers 1 vote, regular members 1/2 vote.....non rats 1/16 of a vote.

I would first like to nominate a person who has numerous accomplishments and of high character. Record wins in SS contest, playwright, storyteller and poet.

I proudly nominate Armistead/AKA MWolfe

You forgot to mention your main character flaw as usual...
.Narcissist extraordinaire par excelle'nce.
You're nobody till somebody loves you but, you think everybody loves you. Including that guy in your mirror.



I thought you quit the stage, but here you are again. Trying to get your kiss, kiss bang, bang on with the Hoff.

Same facial expression as above, eh? Do we really want to approve a new member who can't make it to his AA meetings?

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

You forgot to mention your main character flaw as usual...
.Narcissist extraordinaire par excelle'nce.
You're nobody till somebody loves you but, you think everybody loves you. Including that guy in your mirror.

"Narcissist extraordinaire par excelle'nce"

I don't know what that means.....Aktung will explain it to me later

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Hardly...this is SubSim, not Ubisoft but I do admit to being well up to date with prior history, thanks to two close friends who moderated during the period

You're married to Ms Kleaneasy?
Congrats Mister Kleansy.

If you're alluding to the Battle of El Dorado, we had nothing...ish to do with that. We just watched from the bleachers and ate popcorn.

Shift the gears Shifty..uhh Tango.

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Shift the gears Shifty..uhh Tango.

Cool, I propose this is my new nickname in the Bilge.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Tango589

Cool, I propose this is my new nickname in the Bilge.

How bout

Slippery

That combines Shifty with all the grease, oil and other lubricants used in the bilge

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by mapuc

Do I see an upcoming conspiracy to take over the world ?

Markus

Yes.
We're looking for volunteers.

Keep it on the down low. The NSA is watching us.