Three Wishes

Wolferz · 04-05-14, 07:13 AM

Why do you fellows think I want a working Light Saber?

The Jedi are peace keepers and I would walk into congress and start swinging that puppy.

Lucas kind of messed up in his first episodes by showing blood. A laser sword would instantly cauterize where it cut. No blood and guts.

Since I'm now impervious to harm, watch out bad boys.

If you run, I'll force throw your asses against a wall, off a cliff, off the Empire State building. No matter what, you're going to fall.

Kneel before Zod!

The Jedi temple is now hiring.

04-05-14, 07:13 AM	#10
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Why do you fellows think I want a working Light Saber? The Jedi are peace keepers and I would walk into congress and start swinging that puppy. Lucas kind of messed up in his first episodes by showing blood. A laser sword would instantly cauterize where it cut. No blood and guts. Since I'm now impervious to harm, watch out bad boys. If you run, I'll force throw your asses against a wall, off a cliff, off the Empire State building. No matter what, you're going to fall. Kneel before Zod! The Jedi temple is now hiring. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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