SUBSIM Radio Room Forums



SUBSIM: The Web's #1 resource for all submarine & naval simulations since 1997

Go Back   SUBSIM Radio Room Forums > General > General Topics
Reload this Page US Army's last tanks depart from Germany
Simple and easy approach to targeting.
Forget password? Reset here
Mark Forums Read
Register Mods FAQ & Rules Wolfpack Crews Merch Calendar Discord Steam Videos

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-07-13, 09:44 AM   #1
Platapus
Fleet Admiral
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 19,411
Downloads: 63
Uploads: 0
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by NeonSamurai View Post
You are so lucky you are not in the brig right now...

Oh and can I get another waitress? This one is cold.
Hey, don't tread on my right to make lousy tank puns.
__________________
abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.
Platapus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-13, 09:38 AM   #2
Wolferz
Navy Seal
 
Wolferz's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth
Posts: 5,963
Downloads: 52
Uploads: 0
Now that..
Our tankers are coming home, phase 2 will shift into high gear.

Sending some septic tanks to North Korea sans manuals.
__________________

Tomorrow never comes
Wolferz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-11-13, 09:05 AM   #3
TheSatyr
Captain
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 545
Downloads: 0
Uploads: 0
Default
Tanks for the memories
TheSatyr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-13, 11:42 AM   #4
August
Wayfaring Stranger
 
August's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 23,244
Downloads: 0
Uploads: 0
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Platapus View Post
Hey, don't tread on my right to make lousy tank puns.
Like me you must be afflicted with Turrets syndrome. Armor of us out there? Panzer the question!
__________________


Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.
August is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-13, 03:19 PM   #5
Jimbuna
Chief of the Boat
 
Jimbuna's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 250 metres below the surface
Posts: 191,185
Downloads: 63
Uploads: 13
Default
Hopefully the Germans will be tankfull for the contribution they made.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
Jimbuna is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-13, 07:57 PM   #6
Red October1984
Airplane Nerd
 
Red October1984's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 6,243
Downloads: 115
Uploads: 0
Default
You guys make me laugh.

TANKS!

Oh....wait....is that a pun?
__________________
Red October1984 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-10-13, 12:08 PM   #7
Platapus
Fleet Admiral
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 19,411
Downloads: 63
Uploads: 0
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by August View Post
Like me you must be afflicted with Turrets syndrome.
Turrets syndrome?

That pun is so bad, I wished I had thought of it.
__________________
abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.
Platapus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-10-13, 12:18 PM   #8
August
Wayfaring Stranger
 
August's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 23,244
Downloads: 0
Uploads: 0
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Platapus View Post
Turrets syndrome?

That pun is so bad, I wished I had thought of it.
Armor puns coming?
__________________


Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.
August is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-10-13, 02:19 PM   #9
nikimcbee
Fleet Admiral
 
nikimcbee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Patroling the Slot.
Posts: 17,952
Downloads: 90
Uploads: 0
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by August View Post
Armor puns coming?

Armo(u)r puns?

So an Abrams meets a T-72 and says, "You gotta light?"
The T-72 says "Yeah, just a second."

The T-72 explodes and bursts into flames.

Abrams says "Tanks."

__________________
nikimcbee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-10-13, 06:42 PM   #10
Red October1984
Airplane Nerd
 
Red October1984's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 6,243
Downloads: 115
Uploads: 0
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by nikimcbee View Post
Armo(u)r puns?

So an Abrams meets a T-72 and says, "You gotta light?"
The T-72 says "Yeah, just a second."

The T-72 explodes and bursts into flames.

Abrams says "Tanks."
Not bad.
__________________
Red October1984 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-10-13, 08:46 PM   #11
August
Wayfaring Stranger
 
August's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 23,244
Downloads: 0
Uploads: 0
Default
What do Germans and tanks have in common?

Sprockets

(Skybird is the one in the back touching the monkey)
__________________


Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.
August is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-10-13, 02:23 PM   #12
nikimcbee
Fleet Admiral
 
nikimcbee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Patroling the Slot.
Posts: 17,952
Downloads: 90
Uploads: 0
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Platapus View Post
Turrets syndrome?

That pun is so bad, I wished I had thought of it.
I think the Russian tanks suffer from that. Oh wait, that's burning turrets syndrome.

They probably should take some penicillin for that.
__________________
nikimcbee is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Hybrid Mode Hybrid Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:59 AM.

Contact Us - Subsim.com - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 1995- 2025 Subsim®
"Subsim" is a registered trademark, all rights reserved.