Playing Skyrim makes players gay

Platapus · 11-26-11, 08:56 AM

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you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy [butt] assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session.

Whew! I did not know people were having such fun. I have flung some sin milk in my time, but it has always been consensual... or when she is tied up, but never from my hands.

Sin milk? In Christianwire's usual mode of alliterations perhaps sin sauce?

Sin staff? meh It does not compare to masturbating monkey mashers, which is, if pardon the word, epic.

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...highlight=word

I love the christianwire.

1480 · 11-26-11, 11:09 AM

Never knew about this site till now. Gives the onion a run for its money.

Thanks, you miserable monkey mashers

Oberon · 11-26-11, 11:33 AM

HALT! You have violated this man!

Oberon · 11-26-11, 11:34 AM

I must admit though, playing Skyrim is having a slightly adverse effect on the relationship with my fiancé.

She likes dragons...doesn't take too well to my character killing them...

Schroeder · 11-27-11, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

She likes dragons...doesn't take too well to my character killing them...

And so Skyrim will drive you in the arms of some other guy.
You have just proven Christwire right.

Skybird · 11-27-11, 03:29 PM

All I can say is I am so happy that I do not play Skyrim. Steam really is better than a condom to me.

Jimbuna · 11-27-11, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

All I can say is I am so happy that I do not play Skyrim. Steam really is better than a condom to me.

LOL

kiwi_2005 · 11-27-11, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

All I can say is I am so happy that I do not play Skyrim. Steam really is better than a condom to me.

You have no idea how good Skyrim is compared to Oblivion, and don't worry you wont turn gay.

I'm surprised the feminists haven't come out yet and complained about Skyrim and what it may do to our younger gamers brainwashing them into expecting woman to do as they're are told otherwise the head comes off with a mighty Nord axe. Its the way of the Nord.

Takeda Shingen · 11-26-11, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

HALT! You have violated this man!

And here I was hoping you were going to resist.

EDIT: I suppose that I'll never hear 'The Dragonborn Comes' the same way again.

the_tyrant · 11-27-11, 09:08 AM

NOOOOOO

I just beat skyrim! Should I go into gay rehab?

Sailor Steve · 11-27-11, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by the_tyrant

Should I go into gay rehab?

No. Just relax and enjoy it.

CaptainMattJ. · 11-27-11, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

No. Just relax and enjoy it.

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SKYRIM LINGO: DOVAHKIIN – Is the supposed citizens of Skyrim, but is a code word that means:
D – Dirty
O – Orifice
V – Violation
A – Always
H – Hurts
K – Keep
I – Injecting
I – It
N – Naiant

Oh i needed this today.

"skyrim jobbing"

antikristuseke · 11-28-11, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by the_tyrant

NOOOOOO

I just beat skyrim! Should I go into gay rehab?

Just take it like a man, bite the pillow and cry a little.

CaptainMattJ. · 11-28-11, 12:51 AM

there are actually 367 votes to ban the game! Cant people take a joke

https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petition...ouths/YmY1bLQ5

Ducimus · 11-28-11, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 1480

Never knew about this site till now. Gives the onion a run for its money.

Thanks, you miserable monkey mashers

Seriously. A site this over the top, has to be a parody of some sort.

11-26-11, 11:09 AM	#2
1480 Lead Slinger Join Date: May 2007 Location: Chitcago, Illinoise Posts: 1,442 Downloads: 74 Uploads: 0	Never knew about this site till now. Gives the onion a run for its money. Thanks, you miserable monkey mashers __________________

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Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,716 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	All I can say is I am so happy that I do not play Skyrim. Steam really is better than a condom to me. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

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the_tyrant Admiral Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 2,272 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	NOOOOOO I just beat skyrim! Should I go into gay rehab? __________________ My own open source project on Sourceforge OTP.net KGB grade encryption for the rest of us

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CaptainMattJ. The Old Man Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,364 Downloads: 55 Uploads: 0	there are actually 367 votes to ban the game! Cant people take a joke https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petition...ouths/YmY1bLQ5 __________________ A popular Government without popular information nor the means of acquiring it, is but a Prologue to a Farce or a Tragedy or perhaps both. Knowledge will forever govern ignorance, and a people who mean to be their own Governors must arm themselves with the power knowledge gives - James Madison

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11-26-11, 11:33 AM	#3
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	HALT! You have violated this man!

11-26-11, 11:34 AM	#4
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	I must admit though, playing Skyrim is having a slightly adverse effect on the relationship with my fiancé. She likes dragons...doesn't take too well to my character killing them...