How to make a movie that pretentious arty farty types will love

frau kaleun · 12-04-10, 12:05 PM

Director: I want this picture to be a commentary on modern conditions. Stark realism. The problems that confront the average man!

Studio Boss #1: But with a little sex in it.

Director: A little, but I don't want to stress it. I want this picture to be a document. I want to hold a mirror up to life. I want this to be a picture of dignity! A true canvas of the suffering of humanity!

Studio Boss #1: But with a little sex in it.

Director: [reluctantly] With a little sex in it.

Studio Boss #2: How 'bout a nice musical?

(From Sullivan's Travels)

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12-04-10, 12:05 PM	#9
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Director: I want this picture to be a commentary on modern conditions. Stark realism. The problems that confront the average man! Studio Boss #1: But with a little sex in it. Director: A little, but I don't want to stress it. I want this picture to be a document. I want to hold a mirror up to life. I want this to be a picture of dignity! A true canvas of the suffering of humanity! Studio Boss #1: But with a little sex in it. Director: [reluctantly] With a little sex in it. Studio Boss #2: How 'bout a nice musical? (From Sullivan's Travels)