My lucky day

Platapus · 07-11-10, 05:21 PM

See you poor guys later. I am on easy street. I will try not to forget the "little people"....

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good day – 07-05-2010
Good day to you my friend, my name is william cheung living in Hong Kong.
I seek your assistance in a business transaction/investment of the sum of 44.5MUSD.
I will explain more in my next e-mail when I get your reply. You will get 50% of the
total sum after we finish this business. Please reach me back via my personal address
williamcheg99@yahoo.com.hk OR williamcheg73@aol.com Thank you.
Sincerely,
Mr. William Cheung

I know it is legitimate because it does not come from Nigeria. Plus he gave me his real name.
How hard can it be to track down a Mr. Cheung in Hong Kong?

<singing> I'm in the money...

07-11-10, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

See you poor guys later. I am on easy street. I will try not to forget the "little people"....

I know it is legitimate because it does not come from Nigeria. Plus he gave me his real name.
How hard can it be to track down a Mr. Cheung in Hong Kong?

<singing> I'm in the money...

And I've got some ocean front property in Kansas for sale if you're interested!

Platapus · 07-11-10, 05:49 PM

As soon as I get my easy 22 million, we can do a deal!

07-11-10, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

As soon as I get my easy 22 million, we can do a deal!

Take your time! Besides, it might take me awhile to move Oklahoma and Texas out of the way to get to the ocean anyways!

TarJak · 07-11-10, 08:21 PM

I met with Mr. Cheung recently on a visit to HK and he said the cheque is in the mail.

Moeceefus · 07-11-10, 08:41 PM

Sweet!

conus00 · 07-11-10, 08:43 PM

[This is a repost but anyway...]

Dear Sir,
please do not bother me with the offer of petty 44.5 million dollars. I am rich beyond your wildest dreams and that amount equates to my DAILY spending budget. As a matter of fact the time I spent to type this response has cost me about $100,000. Please, reply to this email with your whole name, address and the equivalent of your social security number so I can submit it to my lawyers.

They will be contacting you shortly with a bill in regards to wasting my time.

Sincerely,

conus00

My usual answer to emails like this one.

07-11-10, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by conus00

[This is a repost but anyway...]

Dear Sir,
please do not bother me with the offer of petty 44.5 million dollars. I am rich beyond your wildest dreams and that amount equates to my DAILY spending budget. As a matter of fact the time I spent to type this response has cost me about $100,000. Please, reply to this email with your whole name, address and the equivalent of your social security number so I can submit it to my lawyers.

They will be contacting you shortly with a bill in regards to wasting my time.

Sincerely,

conus00

My usual answer to emails like this one.

Nice!

I usually do something similar to cold call sales people! God I hate them!

TLAM Strike · 07-11-10, 11:27 PM

I recently received one from a "Amal Akbar"...

SteamWake · 07-12-10, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

I recently received one from a "Amal Akbar"...

Herr-Berbunch · 07-12-10, 10:15 AM

Is it genuine or not - visit my Amazon Marketplace (through the subsim link, obviously) and purchase my latest book -

How Not Yo Get Conned Online, Twice, For Dummies!

In fact, as we're friends, skip the Amazon bit, just PM me your bank details and mother's maiden name and your address and I'll do the hard work for you...

Task Force · 07-12-10, 10:16 AM

Aww... youall get all the fun.

Betonov · 07-12-10, 12:26 PM

did I mention I build yachts

how much feet in lenght, sail or plain motor or our new hybrid design

take a pick:
http://www.shipman.dk/
http://www.seaway.si/articles/?m0=5
http://www.greenlinehybrid.com/

07-12-10, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betonov

did I mention I build yachts

how much feet in lenght, sail or plain motor or our new hybrid design

take a pick:
http://www.shipman.dk/
http://www.seaway.si/articles/?m0=5
http://www.greenlinehybrid.com/

I'll take the sailboat in the first one. Much more economical and seaworthy!

Raptor1 · 07-12-10, 01:00 PM

You should send the reply I posted in Xabba's old thread a while ago.

I wish I got some of those...

07-11-10, 05:49 PM	#3
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,429 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	As soon as I get my easy 22 million, we can do a deal! __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

07-11-10, 08:43 PM	#7
conus00 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: DB85 Posts: 804 Downloads: 166 Uploads: 0	[This is a repost but anyway...] Dear Sir, please do not bother me with the offer of petty 44.5 million dollars. I am rich beyond your wildest dreams and that amount equates to my DAILY spending budget. As a matter of fact the time I spent to type this response has cost me about $100,000. Please, reply to this email with your whole name, address and the equivalent of your social security number so I can submit it to my lawyers. They will be contacting you shortly with a bill in regards to wasting my time. Sincerely, conus00 My usual answer to emails like this one. __________________

07-11-10, 11:27 PM	#9
TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	I recently received one from a "Amal Akbar"... __________________

07-12-10, 10:15 AM	#11
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Is it genuine or not - visit my Amazon Marketplace (through the subsim link, obviously) and purchase my latest book - How Not Yo Get Conned Online, Twice, For Dummies! In fact, as we're friends, skip the Amazon bit, just PM me your bank details and mother's maiden name and your address and I'll do the hard work for you... __________________

07-12-10, 10:16 AM	#12
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Aww... youall get all the fun. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

07-11-10, 08:21 PM	#5
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	I met with Mr. Cheung recently on a visit to HK and he said the cheque is in the mail.

07-11-10, 08:41 PM	#6
Moeceefus 中国水兵 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New York Posts: 278 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Sweet!

07-12-10, 12:26 PM	#13
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	did I mention I build yachts how much feet in lenght, sail or plain motor or our new hybrid design take a pick: http://www.shipman.dk/ http://www.seaway.si/articles/?m0=5 http://www.greenlinehybrid.com/

07-12-10, 01:00 PM	#15
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	You should send the reply I posted in Xabba's old thread a while ago. I wish I got some of those... __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

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