My lucky day
 

See you poor guys later. I am on easy street. I will try not to forget the "little people".... :D

I know it is legitimate because it does not come from Nigeria. Plus he gave me his real name.
How hard can it be to track down a Mr. Cheung in Hong Kong?

<singing> I'm in the money... :D

And I've got some ocean front property in Kansas for sale if you're interested! :03:

As soon as I get my easy 22 million, we can do a deal! :D

Take your time! Besides, it might take me awhile to move Oklahoma and Texas out of the way to get to the ocean anyways! ;)

I met with Mr. Cheung recently on a visit to HK and he said the cheque is in the mail.

Sweet! :D

[This is a repost but anyway...]

Dear Sir,
please do not bother me with the offer of petty 44.5 million dollars. I am rich beyond your wildest dreams and that amount equates to my DAILY spending budget. As a matter of fact the time I spent to type this response has cost me about $100,000. Please, reply to this email with your whole name, address and the equivalent of your social security number so I can submit it to my lawyers.

They will be contacting you shortly with a bill in regards to wasting my time.

Sincerely,

conus00

My usual answer to emails like this one. :D

Nice! :up:

I usually do something similar to cold call sales people! God I hate them!

I recently received one from a "Amal Akbar"... :haha:

Is it genuine or not - visit my Amazon Marketplace (through the subsim link, obviously) and purchase my latest book -


In fact, as we're friends, skip the Amazon bit, just PM me your bank details and mother's maiden name and your address and I'll do the hard work for you... :yeah:

http://www.joyoftech.com/joyoftech/joyimages/898.gif

Aww... youall get all the fun.:shifty:

did I mention I build yachts :D
how much feet in lenght, sail or plain motor or our new hybrid design :D

take a pick:
http://www.shipman.dk/
http://www.seaway.si/articles/?m0=5
http://www.greenlinehybrid.com/

I'll take the sailboat in the first one. Much more economical and seaworthy!

You should send the reply I posted in Xabba's old thread a while ago.

I wish I got some of those... :wah: