My lucky day

07-11-10, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by conus00

[This is a repost but anyway...]

Dear Sir,
please do not bother me with the offer of petty 44.5 million dollars. I am rich beyond your wildest dreams and that amount equates to my DAILY spending budget. As a matter of fact the time I spent to type this response has cost me about $100,000. Please, reply to this email with your whole name, address and the equivalent of your social security number so I can submit it to my lawyers.

They will be contacting you shortly with a bill in regards to wasting my time.

Sincerely,

conus00

My usual answer to emails like this one.

Nice!

I usually do something similar to cold call sales people! God I hate them!

TLAM Strike · 07-11-10, 11:27 PM

I recently received one from a "Amal Akbar"...

SteamWake · 07-12-10, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

I recently received one from a "Amal Akbar"...

Herr-Berbunch · 07-12-10, 10:15 AM

Is it genuine or not - visit my Amazon Marketplace (through the subsim link, obviously) and purchase my latest book -

How Not Yo Get Conned Online, Twice, For Dummies!

In fact, as we're friends, skip the Amazon bit, just PM me your bank details and mother's maiden name and your address and I'll do the hard work for you...

Task Force · 07-12-10, 10:16 AM

Aww... youall get all the fun.

Betonov · 07-12-10, 12:26 PM

did I mention I build yachts

how much feet in lenght, sail or plain motor or our new hybrid design

take a pick:
http://www.shipman.dk/
http://www.seaway.si/articles/?m0=5
http://www.greenlinehybrid.com/

07-12-10, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betonov

did I mention I build yachts

how much feet in lenght, sail or plain motor or our new hybrid design

take a pick:
http://www.shipman.dk/
http://www.seaway.si/articles/?m0=5
http://www.greenlinehybrid.com/

I'll take the sailboat in the first one. Much more economical and seaworthy!

07-11-10, 11:27 PM	#2
TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	I recently received one from a "Amal Akbar"... __________________

07-12-10, 10:15 AM	#4
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Is it genuine or not - visit my Amazon Marketplace (through the subsim link, obviously) and purchase my latest book - How Not Yo Get Conned Online, Twice, For Dummies! In fact, as we're friends, skip the Amazon bit, just PM me your bank details and mother's maiden name and your address and I'll do the hard work for you... __________________

07-12-10, 10:16 AM	#5
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Aww... youall get all the fun. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

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07-12-10, 12:26 PM	#6
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	did I mention I build yachts how much feet in lenght, sail or plain motor or our new hybrid design take a pick: http://www.shipman.dk/ http://www.seaway.si/articles/?m0=5 http://www.greenlinehybrid.com/