The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

[antikristuseke]

Originally Posted by 4Para

Why thank you indeed, and the like to you my lady. Well i must confess what joy to have a proper address with such elegance, your delightful charm affords me another source of satisfaction, of which i shall embrace, by offering you a toast, " To good health, and friendship". Ahh vintage wine good stuff, i trust that was fine?? Very well, i should not rather choose to hinder one much longer, now we are sufficently acquainted. I should wish many sensible posts as this. Bye your leave, Good Day Madame.

Well this is certainly better than someone just drunkenly wobbly on by, stopping and yelling "OI!! Bird! Fancy a shag"*

*not saying that the previous posts were anything like that, it just seems funny in my head

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Well this is certainly better than someone just drunkenly wobbly on by, stopping and yelling "OI!! Bird! Fancy a shag"*

[Lord Justice]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Well this is certainly better than someone just drunkenly wobbly on by, stopping and yelling "OI!! Bird! Fancy a shag"*

*not saying that the previous posts were anything like that, it just seems funny in my head

Sir, you should quit your post, or perhaps risk general action, but as iam in fine company, then good order must prevail, therfore i should hope i might without difficulty be relieved, of err my post. Good Day.

[Sledgehammer427]

"I am here to kick a$$...and chew bubblegum....and I'm all out of bubblegum."

[Onkel Neal]

Awesome! Some great movies, and if you think you're above cheesy, then why are you on the internets?

[VonHesse]

All cringe-worthy quotes, to be sure, but I think they missed one. I can't be the only one here who thinks that one of the cheesiest movie quotes of all time is:

"Step away from that bulkhead, Mr. Hirsch. Shockwave from one of these explosions could snap your spine".

I don't think I have to mention the movie, do I?

[Pioneer]

Are you kidding me? Where the hell is Roy Schneider.

"You're going to need a bigger boat."

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Pioneer

Are you kidding me? Where the hell is Roy Schneider.

"You're going to need a bigger boat."

Oh, no way! Second greatest ad lib of all time (that I know of), right after "It's not the years, it's the mileage."

Did I miss something or did they not have one single line from "Dune"? Altho it would be hard to pick out just one bad line of dialogue from among the general overwhelming awfulness of it. In fact I don't think I can remember any - I think my brain went into self-defense mode after turning it off and wiped clean all traces of dialogue that I might have retained.