George Carlin One-Liners

Sailor Steve · 05-05-09, 02:59 PM

My favorites:

Tonight's weather forecast: Dark. Continued dark until morning, when you can expect widely scattered sunlight.

There was a freak accident on the freeway today when six freaks in a van ran into three freaks in a pickup.

SUBMAN1 · 05-05-09, 05:46 PM

After re-reading through this another time and laughing my butt off, I am quite amazed that no one from the PC crowd has shown up and said something about how racists some of these comments are!

-S

RickC Sniper · 05-05-09, 06:59 PM

George Carlin. Crude, vulgar, and funny as hell!

05-05-09, 02:59 PM	#1
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	My favorites: Tonight's weather forecast: Dark. Continued dark until morning, when you can expect widely scattered sunlight. There was a freak accident on the freeway today when six freaks in a van ran into three freaks in a pickup. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

05-05-09, 05:46 PM	#2
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	After re-reading through this another time and laughing my butt off, I am quite amazed that no one from the PC crowd has shown up and said something about how racists some of these comments are! -S __________________

05-05-09, 06:59 PM	#3
RickC Sniper Undetectable Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,221 Downloads: 132 Uploads: 0	George Carlin. Crude, vulgar, and funny as hell! __________________ Support Subsim http://www.subsim.com/store.html

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