The Bilge

[fireftr18]

Originally Posted by Tango589

Fear not. After some experimentation, I've achieved good results wit Bilge Brew. Just rinse you eyes in the foul smelling liquid and the drink 2 pints, as fast as you can. Neither your eyes nor brain will be able to process anything for the next 24 hours, which should provide enough time for recovery.

My doctor gave me something like that last fall. When I finally knew what was going on, I felt slimy and sore in places I aught not be.
I did wake to a smoking hot babe taking care of me, and laughing at me.