Jokes about Jewish people

antikristuseke · 05-10-10, 07:44 PM

Why did princess Diana cross the road?

She was not wearing a seat belt.

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What was princess Dianas favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders, after the crash hers were splatered all over the dashboard

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When a black guy and a jew jump off the empire state building at the same time, who wins?

Society.

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What do you call 100 lawyers up to their neck in sand?

Not ennough sand.

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Child obesity is becoming a serious problem for pedophiles, sure they are easyer to catch, but who wants to fiddle with a fatty?

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What is charred,black and siting at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Edit: Some of these may have been posted allready, im too lazy to read everything here.

05-10-10, 07:44 PM	#12
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Why did princess Diana cross the road? She was not wearing a seat belt. --- What was princess Dianas favorite shampoo? Head and shoulders, after the crash hers were splatered all over the dashboard --- When a black guy and a jew jump off the empire state building at the same time, who wins? Society. --- What do you call 100 lawyers up to their neck in sand? Not ennough sand. --- Child obesity is becoming a serious problem for pedophiles, sure they are easyer to catch, but who wants to fiddle with a fatty? --- What is charred,black and siting at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire. Edit: Some of these may have been posted allready, im too lazy to read everything here.