Jokes about Jewish people

05-10-10, 03:08 PM

A guy wanted to get in the temple on Yom Kippur, but without a ticket they don't let you in. He said, "Look, I just want to give a message to a friend in there."
The guy at the door says, "Sorry, you got to have a ticket."
The first guy replies, "Just let me in for one minute, then I'll be right out."
"Alright," says the guy at the door, "but I better not catch you praying."

Favorite movie rentals for the Chanukah holiday

Three Men And A Bubbie
A Few Hood Mentches
The Cohenheads
The Rocky Hora Picture Show
Shalom Alone
Goyz 'N The Hood
A Gefilte Fish Called Wanda
The Wizard Of Oys
Who Framed Roger Rabbi?
Prelude To A Briss

05-10-10, 03:08 PM	#17
OneToughHerring Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	A guy wanted to get in the temple on Yom Kippur, but without a ticket they don't let you in. He said, "Look, I just want to give a message to a friend in there." The guy at the door says, "Sorry, you got to have a ticket." The first guy replies, "Just let me in for one minute, then I'll be right out." "Alright," says the guy at the door, "but I better not catch you praying." Favorite movie rentals for the Chanukah holiday Three Men And A Bubbie A Few Hood Mentches The Cohenheads The Rocky Hora Picture Show Shalom Alone Goyz 'N The Hood A Gefilte Fish Called Wanda The Wizard Of Oys Who Framed Roger Rabbi? Prelude To A Briss