I Hate My Neighbors And I Want Them To Die

[Hitman]

I have the upstairs neighbors from Hell. And if I can't keep myself away from sharp objects, they'll be experiencing the real thing in a couple of weeks.

Who are these people, anyway? A bunch of shrieking, obnoxious, hateful, despicable white trash who do nothing but exhale carbon dioxide. Their dogs crap in our yard (can't wait to have a malaria outbreak right outside my window this summer!) and bark hysterically at everything, they rearrange furniture at one in the morning, and they have horrendous screaming fits that go on for half an hour (how many times can one person tell another to F&^k themselves in one minute). They're all so freakin' nuts that none of them have jobs and are currently living off welfare, but obviously aren't getting enough of since they're always bellowing at each about paying the rent, live off of McDonalds, don't bathe, and won't turn off their goddamned ghetto blaster until 3 in the morning. Yes, I'm trying to sleep, and all I can hear is DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM for hours on end while I'm trying to recuperate and hold a paying job. Yeah, these folks are DUM all right! Not to mention that they're all so grotesquely overweight that every step they take sounds like a hydraulic ram going off.

Not only are they "DUM," but they're completely oblivious to the fact the ENTIRE neighborhood can hear them when their windows are open. My landlord has been trying to evict them, but to no avail. It's not like they've ever experienced even the smallest bit of joy in their lives, anyway.

Are you sure you are not livig in Spain? A big part of the spanish population more or less fits that description