I Hate My Neighbors And I Want Them To Die
 

Hey, anybody mind if I vent a little?

I have the upstairs neighbors from Hell. And if I can't keep myself away from sharp objects, they'll be experiencing the real thing in a couple of weeks.

Who are these people, anyway? A bunch of shrieking, obnoxious, hateful, despicable white trash who do nothing but exhale carbon dioxide. Their dogs crap in our yard (can't wait to have a malaria outbreak right outside my window this summer!) and bark hysterically at everything, they rearrange furniture at one in the morning, and they have horrendous screaming fits that go on for half an hour (how many times can one person tell another to F&^k themselves in one minute). They're all so freakin' nuts that none of them have jobs and are currently living off welfare, but obviously aren't getting enough of since they're always bellowing at each about paying the rent, live off of McDonalds, don't bathe, and won't turn off their goddamned ghetto blaster until 3 in the morning. Yes, I'm trying to sleep, and all I can hear is DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM for hours on end while I'm trying to recuperate and hold a paying job. Yeah, these folks are DUM all right! Not to mention that they're all so grotesquely overweight that every step they take sounds like a hydraulic ram going off.

Not only are they "DUM," but they're completely oblivious to the fact the ENTIRE neighborhood can hear them when their windows are open. My landlord has been trying to evict them, but to no avail. I was so royally pissed off at them last night that at one point I considered coating one of the steps leading to their apartment with cooking oil, or slashing one of their tires, or just SOMETHING to cause grievious physical harm to one of them! I know I'm supposed to take sympathy on these folks because they're from Michigan, which has been hard hit recently, and one of the sons is autistic. Whatever - they can all die in a fire for all I care. It's not like they've ever experienced even the smallest bit of joy in their lives, anyway.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to take some tranquilizers.

So...... have you spoken to them?

LMAO! :har::har:

well ill vent with you

several years ago shortly after becoming married to a lovely young lady we moved into our first one bed room apt together on the second floor.

We had a crabby, bitchy downstairs neighbor couple probably 15 years our seniors.

One day, i was playing Splinter cell on the Xbox on one lazy, sunny afternoon.

There i sat, indian style in the floor, home alone in almost complete peace and silence, doing nothing in particular except sneaking the splinter cell guy stealthily and silently through a building when all of the sudden there was a very vigerous and emergency like knock at the door.

as we had only just lived there a few days i assumed some of my ass hole friends were the culprits of the intrusive knock so i answered the door.

much to my surprise, a woman i had never seen before, rather plump... perhaps 5'6" with short lesbianesque hair and overall drab appearance got nose to nose with me shouting obscenities about the noise coming from my dwelling which disturbed her as she lived right beneath me.

I explained to her that there must be some mistake, as i have been sitting there almost motionless for the better part of an hour enjoying a rather lazy sunday afternoon.

she wasnt buying it.

this exchange occurred several more times throughout my time there.

On two occasions she rushed to the managers office and brought them to my apartment complaining of noise and complained that i was not answering the door... GOOD REASON FOR NOT ANSWERING THE DOOR WAS THAT WE WERE NOT EVEN IN TOWN THAT WEEKEND.

i thought it odd that the manager left me a note on my door which asked me to stop by the office.

I did so, and was asked "so you had quite a super bowl party this wekend i'm told"

a bit confused i said "Sure... it wasnt bad i guess"

the manager then went on about how noise was not tolerated and neither was refusing to asnwer the door about noise complaints.

i explained that my super bowl party was being conducted "over 90 miles East of here, nobody was home in my unit all weekend."

when asked if i had proof, i produced several receipts which placed me purchasing party supplies (soft drinks, chips, ice, gas, food etc) over a 3 day period in Shreveport Louisiana.

the manager looked the receipts over and said "nobody was in your unit all weekend?" to which i replied "not unless i was being robbed... and nothing is missing or out of place... so no, the place was divoid of activity for the past 36 hours minimum."

i was told to disregard the complaint and try to appease the downstairs neighbor in the future.

however a few days later the neighbor came up to my unit again complaining of noise. "it sounds like you guys are up here doing @#&^ jumping jacks!!!" she screamed at my face.

"Ma'am we were in a dead sleep... i cant imagine what sound it is you are possibly hearing but i can promise you my snoring doesnt sound like jumping jacks... you probably shouldnt come running up here beating my GD MF'n door down every single time your dumb ass hear a little bump."

i proceeded to slam the door in her face knowing i was moving out in a week anyway.

i never saw or heard from her again.

neighbors in apartment areas are a real pain

.... ok...

Ive had neigbors worse than that...

1 distroyed my pool with trash/soda/ect

2 distroyed my trampoline (isnt that how ya spelled it.) by launching a small fireworks in the middle of it (putting a hole in it.)

3 Jumping are fence to get the sh*t they throw in are yard back.

4 Turning every kid in the neigborhood against me...

5 Always bi**hing and complaining.

6 Distroying are fence, by means of jumping,kicking and hitting it.

7 Me and older brother getting in a fight. Me kicking his a** and makeing him cry on the floor. (He damaged my wrist though.)

But they moved... thank god...:DL

Sounds like the WOMAN THING!!! that use to live nextdoor.

Btw. they still havent sold there house. They are over priceing it like crazy.

Living in apartments is a byach.

When I lived in Houston we had some neightbours seemed ok. Mid 20's twop girls, both extremely hot...and as a 15 year old guy well that was cool. BF seemed a decent guy. Anyway one night there was screaming and shouting and the BF hammering at the door (their door not ours). she was **** scared and I think she had locked him out. Anyway we called teh cops but she had left. Heard the BF say something how she was high or something. I think what happened was that he had been donking her room mate. Guy should have tried donking both...

I sincerely feel for you all. I remember one time I had apartment neighbours from the black lagoon.

I really think that unless you have lived through impossible neighbors like this, you can't really appreciate the stress it causes.

I do hope you can get them to be a little more considerate. :cry:

It can be dangerous stirring your ladle in to many pots. :haha:

@Subnuts
Can't you call the cops? in Germany it is forbidden to make such noise at that time.:timeout:

true.

but FUN!!!

Just buy a baseball bat and make your law and order around your house if things ain't moving nicely with talks..

Aye, what Mr.S said. Dont you have a law or something that forbids louds noises etc. at certain times? Also, I find it weird that the landlord cant evict them?? What's with that? :o

I was thinking the same thing! In Australia there are limits till what time you can have music and such going.

Maybe you could join the landlords fight to get them out???:hmmm:

Been there and done that Subnuts. Our first house was a condo. The floors were designed in such a way that my neighbors living room was above my living room ceiling. We had a nice old lady who lived there. She moved out and that is when it hit. Parties until 0400. His balcony was over my patio. Spilt beer and puke after every part. Called the cops on every occassion. They would show and it would get quiet. After the tail lights went around the corner up went the stereo...these go to 11 Nigel:88) The party would spill out into the street and I probably heard more Tupac than I care to tell you about. Meanwhile my daughter who was 1 at the time could not sleep. The neighbor basically did not care. But you know, if there is a will, there is a way.....muahhhhaaaaa.... Nothing like firing up your Skil saw at 0700...just after my neighbor went to sleep off the nights activity:D Chainsaws sound great at 0800 and playing 80's music at 0900 at 100 decibles worked just dandy:D We would make noise all day. If I have to pay, he is getting to have to pay also. Eventually we moved out to a single family home and ended that crap. I feel for you man. You are really caught because you can not do a thing but ask and that often gets a door slammed in your face. I suggest finding another place.

I don't know about your tenant \ landlord laws where you all live.

Here when you can't enjoy normal liveing in your abode you can, legally withhold your rent till, the problem is taken care of.

The landlord and Property Owner work a little faster fixing the problem.