War with Germany would be a cakewalk to victory for its opponent

SUBMAN1 · 03-04-08, 11:29 AM

Pun intended!

-S

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TUBBY TEUTONS

German Soldiers Too Fat, Official Report Says

Some 40 percent of German soldiers are overweight, according to a leaked parliamentary report due to be presented on Tuesday. The report also says German military personnel smoke to much.

The report found that a higher percentage of soldiers is overweight than comparable civilians.

German soldiers are too fat, don't take enough exercise and smoke too much, according to an annual parliamentary report on the state of the country's armed services leaked to German media.

The report, due to be presented later on Tuesday, says that 40 percent of all army personnel are overweight, a higher percentage than in the comparable non-military population.

Last year the report said barracks in western Germany were falling into disrepair, prompting the Defense Ministry to invest heavily in renovation.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/...539202,00.html

August · 03-04-08, 12:27 PM

SUBMAN1 · 03-04-08, 04:13 PM

DO NOT POST SOMETHING SO FUNNY WHEN I AM TRYING TO TAKE A DRINK!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I used to watch that show all the time.

-S

Brag · 03-04-08, 04:55 PM

Barracks in disrepair because soldiers are too fat?

SUBMAN1 · 03-04-08, 04:58 PM

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Barracks in disrepair because soldiers are too fat?

Its all Col. Klinks fault.

And Schultz knows nothing!

-S

Sea Demon · 03-04-08, 05:04 PM

Too much Apple Strudel from Cpl. Lebeau methinks.

SUBMAN1 · 03-04-08, 05:20 PM

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Too much Apple Strudel from Cpl. Lebeau methinks.

Wow! Even I wouldn't remember that guys name! Impressive.

-S

August · 03-04-08, 05:28 PM

Didja know that LeBeau was a real life member of the French resistance?

SUBMAN1 · 03-04-08, 05:43 PM

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Didja know that LeBeau was a real life member of the French resistance?

Nooooooo!!! Really?

August · 03-04-08, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by August

Didja know that LeBeau was a real life member of the French resistance?

Nooooooo!!! Really?

Yep and Klink was Jewish. He only agreed to play the part of the bumbling commandant if the producers guarenteed him that Klink would never win in any episode.

nikimcbee · 03-04-08, 06:57 PM

So that's why all the u-boats are in drydock, to inlarge the hatch size!:rotfl:

Now they need to make supersized panzers

bookworm_020 · 03-04-08, 07:24 PM

Time to look at the nfood they are serving!

Germany may will a war, as long as its sumo!

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SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	DO NOT POST SOMETHING SO FUNNY WHEN I AM TRYING TO TAKE A DRINK! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I used to watch that show all the time. -S __________________

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03-04-08, 05:28 PM	#8
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Didja know that LeBeau was a real life member of the French resistance? __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	So that's why all the u-boats are in drydock, to inlarge the hatch size!:rotfl: Now they need to make supersized panzers __________________

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Sea Demon Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: USA Posts: 2,552 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Too much Apple Strudel from Cpl. Lebeau methinks.

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bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Time to look at the nfood they are serving! Germany may will a war, as long as its sumo! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"