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War with Germany would be a cakewalk to victory for its opponent

Pun intended! :D

-S

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TUBBY TEUTONS

German Soldiers Too Fat, Official Report Says

Some 40 percent of German soldiers are overweight, according to a leaked parliamentary report due to be presented on Tuesday. The report also says German military personnel smoke to much.

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,866308,00.jpg
The report found that a higher percentage of soldiers is overweight than comparable civilians.

German soldiers are too fat, don't take enough exercise and smoke too much, according to an annual parliamentary report on the state of the country's armed services leaked to German media.

The report, due to be presented later on Tuesday, says that 40 percent of all army personnel are overweight, a higher percentage than in the comparable non-military population.

Last year the report said barracks in western Germany were falling into disrepair, prompting the Defense Ministry to invest heavily in renovation.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/...539202,00.html

DO NOT POST SOMETHING SO FUNNY WHEN I AM TRYING TO TAKE A DRINK! :D:D :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I used to watch that show all the time.

-S

Barracks in disrepair because soldiers are too fat? :88)

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Originally Posted by Brag

Barracks in disrepair because soldiers are too fat? :88)

Its all Col. Klinks fault. :D And Schultz knows nothing!

-S

Too much Apple Strudel from Cpl. Lebeau methinks.

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Originally Posted by Sea Demon

Too much Apple Strudel from Cpl. Lebeau methinks.

Wow! Even I wouldn't remember that guys name! Impressive.

-S

Didja know that LeBeau was a real life member of the French resistance?

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Originally Posted by August

Didja know that LeBeau was a real life member of the French resistance?

Nooooooo!!! Really? :o

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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

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Originally Posted by August

Didja know that LeBeau was a real life member of the French resistance?

Nooooooo!!! Really? :o

Yep and Klink was Jewish. He only agreed to play the part of the bumbling commandant if the producers guarenteed him that Klink would never win in any episode.

So that's why all the u-boats are in drydock, to inlarge the hatch size!:rotfl:

Now they need to make supersized panzers

Time to look at the nfood they are serving!:yep: Germany may will a war, as long as its sumo!