Bernard has got to go

Capt. Shark Bait · 10-10-07, 02:52 AM

i swear.... he just won't stop sneezing

and to top it off, my "medic" must be a decendent of the one Capt Jack Aubry had on his ship, being the drunk he was, when he sailed to the far side of the world. he refuses to do anything about Bernard

NiclDoe · 10-10-07, 06:12 AM

Just deal with him like the rest of us and he can never die even if you send him to Hell.

andylegate · 10-10-07, 10:49 AM

Have the other crew hold him down. Then Duct Tape his mouth, nose and ears shut. See if his eyeballs pop out! :rotfl:

Brag · 10-10-07, 12:34 PM

I can't believe anyone could have problems with such a nice fellow

Blacklight · 10-10-07, 01:51 PM

Without the chaos Bernard causes, our voyages would be so dull !!!

Iron Budokan · 10-10-07, 02:00 PM

Look on the bright side. You can always use him as a scapegoat when something goes wrong. I mean, it can't be the Kaleun's fault, right? Gotta blame somebody. Beranard fits that bill.

NiclDoe · 10-10-07, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Brag

I can't believe anyone could have problems with such a nice fellow

What did you just say Brag? Your saying Dowly's son is a nice guy. I believe God made Bernard to stop us from making us do the wrong thing and use him instead if not Dowly even though Dowly gave birth to him.

Sailor Steve · 10-10-07, 05:14 PM

I recommend more fiber.

papa_smurf · 10-11-07, 01:50 PM

If we didn't have Bernard, then who would we blame for are own 'mistakes'. Without Bernard we would have to admit are own mistakes, and BDu would probably have us all shot for incompetence.

antikristuseke · 10-11-07, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by papa_smurf

If we didn't have Bernard, then who would we blame for are own 'mistakes'. Without Bernard we would have to admit are own mistakes, and BDu would probably have us all shot for incompetence.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

This made me laugh out loud and its 1am here. Just returning from a horrible patroll and limping back to Kiel on one enginebecause Bernard tried to communicate with the allies during a depth charge attack using morse code my beating the pressure hull with his wrench. He told a position we were not at trying to trick them. The fact that the brits found us had nothing to do with me not ordering silent runing and loading torpedoes due to forgetfulnes

Stealth Hunter · 10-11-07, 06:40 PM

I've already got my Bernard under control...

We keep him locked in the pantry. Downside to that is his love of playing around with the knives. Meh, he'll probably be OK.

10-10-07, 02:52 AM	#1
Capt. Shark Bait Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in a convergance zone Posts: 1,186 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Bernard has got to go i swear.... he just won't stop sneezing and to top it off, my "medic" must be a decendent of the one Capt Jack Aubry had on his ship, being the drunk he was, when he sailed to the far side of the world. he refuses to do anything about Bernard __________________ Leiser und tödlicher edler Ritter der Tiefe Corsair Vengeance M70; ASUS Crosshair V Formula-Z; FX 8350; Asus 7870; Samsung SyncMaster 2243SWX; coolmax CUG950B 950w psu; 8GB Kingston HyperX DDR3; Corsair M4 SSD 128GB, WD 1TB; x18 DVR212D; 7SP1

10-10-07, 06:12 AM	#2
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Just deal with him like the rest of us and he can never die even if you send him to Hell. __________________ The Crazy Wolf

10-10-07, 10:49 AM	#3
andylegate Medic Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: SC, USA Posts: 168 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Have the other crew hold him down. Then Duct Tape his mouth, nose and ears shut. See if his eyeballs pop out! :rotfl: __________________ My Real Life Navy Brag Page Below http://www1.freewebs.com/andylegate/

10-10-07, 12:34 PM	#4
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	I can't believe anyone could have problems with such a nice fellow __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

10-10-07, 01:51 PM	#5
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	Without the chaos Bernard causes, our voyages would be so dull !!! __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

10-10-07, 02:00 PM	#6
Iron Budokan Sea Lord Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,778 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Look on the bright side. You can always use him as a scapegoat when something goes wrong. I mean, it can't be the Kaleun's fault, right? Gotta blame somebody. Beranard fits that bill. __________________ "You will take on England wherever you find her ships, and you will break her power at sea." --Iron Coffins, Herbert A. Werner http://kennethmarkhoover.com

10-10-07, 05:14 PM	#8
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I recommend more fiber. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

10-11-07, 01:50 PM	#9
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	If we didn't have Bernard, then who would we blame for are own 'mistakes'. Without Bernard we would have to admit are own mistakes, and BDu would probably have us all shot for incompetence.

10-11-07, 06:40 PM	#11
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	I've already got my Bernard under control... We keep him locked in the pantry. Downside to that is his love of playing around with the knives. Meh, he'll probably be OK.