Bernard has got to go
 

i swear.... he just won't stop sneezing:roll: and to top it off, my "medic" must be a decendent of the one Capt Jack Aubry had on his ship, being the drunk he was, when he sailed to the far side of the world. he refuses to do anything about Bernard:damn:

Just deal with him like the rest of us and he can never die even if you send him to Hell.

Have the other crew hold him down. Then Duct Tape his mouth, nose and ears shut. See if his eyeballs pop out! :rotfl:

I can't believe anyone could have problems with such a nice fellow :sunny:

Without the chaos Bernard causes, our voyages would be so dull !!!:roll:

Look on the bright side. You can always use him as a scapegoat when something goes wrong. I mean, it can't be the Kaleun's fault, right? Gotta blame somebody. Beranard fits that bill.

:huh: :huh: What did you just say Brag? Your saying Dowly's son is a nice guy. I believe God made Bernard to stop us from making us do the wrong thing and use him instead if not Dowly even though Dowly gave birth to him.

I recommend more fiber.

If we didn't have Bernard, then who would we blame for are own 'mistakes'. Without Bernard we would have to admit are own mistakes, and BDu would probably have us all shot for incompetence.

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This made me laugh out loud and its 1am here. Just returning from a horrible patroll and limping back to Kiel on one enginebecause Bernard tried to communicate with the allies during a depth charge attack using morse code my beating the pressure hull with his wrench. He told a position we were not at trying to trick them. The fact that the brits found us had nothing to do with me not ordering silent runing and loading torpedoes due to forgetfulnes:damn:

I've already got my Bernard under control...

We keep him locked in the pantry. Downside to that is his love of playing around with the knives. Meh, he'll probably be OK.