Bernard's Birthday is coming up

NiclDoe · 09-22-07, 10:53 AM

Just 3 more days now till Dowly gets the cake and party ready!

Sailor Steve · 09-22-07, 11:12 AM

Does the cake have TNT in it?

NiclDoe · 09-22-07, 11:16 AM

Ask Dowly as he is Bernard's Dad.

Dowly · 09-22-07, 11:33 AM

I tried cyanide last year... :hmm:

NiclDoe · 09-22-07, 11:37 AM

Did it work? Bernard is useful when he breathes CO2 in so our boat is more livable and also he brought a plant on board too.

Brag · 09-22-07, 11:37 AM

We need Balz to compose a happy birthday song for Bernard. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Dowly · 09-22-07, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by NiclDoe

Did it work? Bernard is useful when he breathes CO2 in so our boat is more livable and also he brought a plant on board too.

Nope... didnt work... He ate the whole thing and asked for more.

NiclDoe · 09-22-07, 11:39 AM

O please Brag can you make Balz sing this year's song please!!!! :rotfl:

NiclDoe · 09-22-07, 11:41 AM

You mean he ate all the bad stuff in it and wanted more?

Dowly · 09-22-07, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by NiclDoe

You mean he ate all the bad stuff in it and wanted more?

So I baked him three cakes more, he ate them too, no effect. Tho, he had some gas problems later that night. :hmm:

NiclDoe · 09-22-07, 12:23 PM

I give him something nice for him. Oooh lets see what i can give the little bugger:hmm:
I got it and heres the present and its enriched radioactive uranium fresh from Russia with Love. (Even though i live in the US)

sunvalleyslim · 09-22-07, 01:42 PM

I think it's time to get Bernard blotto and have him sing to Kapt Balz instead...:rotfl::rotfl:

Brag · 09-22-07, 04:18 PM

Here is the wire recording Kptlt Balz sent via radio while on patrol:

Haaappy hoochie woochie Bernard
Hoochie woochie birthdaaaay
hoochie woochie hoochie woochie
Bernard, you hoochie woooooohieeeeee
Happy hoochie woochieeee Birthdaaaaay
hoochieeeeee wooooooochieeeeeee to youooooooooo.

Sailor Steve · 09-22-07, 04:57 PM

An interesting "irresistable force/immovable object" variant: what happens if Bernard sails on Balz's boat?

NiclDoe · 09-22-07, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

An interesting "irresistable force/immovable object" variant: what happens if Bernard sails on Balz's boat?

That will not paint a pretty picture thats for sure. Hitler may dismiss Balz for Bernard being on board. Balz just beware and be on look out more often.

09-22-07, 10:53 AM	#1
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Bernard's Birthday is coming up Just 3 more days now till Dowly gets the cake and party ready! __________________ The Crazy Wolf

09-22-07, 11:12 AM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Does the cake have TNT in it? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

09-22-07, 11:16 AM	#3
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Ask Dowly as he is Bernard's Dad. __________________ The Crazy Wolf

09-22-07, 11:37 AM	#5
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Did it work? Bernard is useful when he breathes CO2 in so our boat is more livable and also he brought a plant on board too. __________________ The Crazy Wolf

09-22-07, 11:37 AM	#6
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	We need Balz to compose a happy birthday song for Bernard. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

09-22-07, 11:33 AM	#4
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,054 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	I tried cyanide last year... :hmm:

09-22-07, 11:39 AM	#8
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	O please Brag can you make Balz sing this year's song please!!!! :rotfl: __________________ The Crazy Wolf

09-22-07, 11:41 AM	#9
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	You mean he ate all the bad stuff in it and wanted more? __________________ The Crazy Wolf

09-22-07, 12:23 PM	#11
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	I give him something nice for him. Oooh lets see what i can give the little bugger:hmm: I got it and heres the present and its enriched radioactive uranium fresh from Russia with Love. (Even though i live in the US) __________________ The Crazy Wolf

09-22-07, 01:42 PM	#12
sunvalleyslim Ace of the Deep Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 1,142 Downloads: 267 Uploads: 0	I think it's time to get Bernard blotto and have him sing to Kapt Balz instead...:rotfl::rotfl: __________________ Crew member/ decommission member TM2(SS)(SD) 3/68-7/70 DIESEL BOATS FOREVER USS SEGUNDO (SS398)

09-22-07, 04:18 PM	#13
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Here is the wire recording Kptlt Balz sent via radio while on patrol: Haaappy hoochie woochie Bernard Hoochie woochie birthdaaaay hoochie woochie hoochie woochie Bernard, you hoochie woooooohieeeeee Happy hoochie woochieeee Birthdaaaaay hoochieeeeee wooooooochieeeeeee to youooooooooo. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

09-22-07, 04:57 PM	#14
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	An interesting "irresistable force/immovable object" variant: what happens if Bernard sails on Balz's boat? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo