Who is Bernard?????

wmes1 · 07-18-07, 11:15 AM

and why does everybody blame him for screw up's?? Sorry but I'm abit new...

Brag · 07-18-07, 11:18 AM

You have to blame someone for your screw ups. Bernard is always ready to take the blame. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Kpt. Lehmann · 07-18-07, 11:22 AM

Bernard is a bit like a crash test dummy.

Everyone here abuses the poor guy... and all he needs is a bit of understanding.

Schöneboom · 07-18-07, 11:23 AM

Bernard's the one who put the FU in FUBAR!

danlisa · 07-18-07, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kpt. Lehmann

....and all he needs is a bit of understanding.

It's easy to see why when you think of the person who created him.:p
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=84773

bookworm_020 · 07-18-07, 06:34 PM

Bernard, the source of all problems!

07-18-07, 07:15 PM

Is Bernard married at all, have kids?

Blacklight · 07-18-07, 08:03 PM

Bernard is the best crewmember I've ever had on my sub ! He's fantastic ! I know it would be difficult for me and my crew without him, but we'd be more than happy to transfer him to YOUR Uboat if you want ! An experience with Bernard aboard is an experience to be treasured for a LIFETIME !!!

emtmedic005 · 07-18-07, 10:55 PM

Bernard is the one crewmember who drops the wrench when DDs are hunting us. Every boat has a Bernard. hahaha

Canovaro · 07-19-07, 01:08 AM

There's a Bernard in each one of us. :hmm:

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 07-19-07, 02:36 AM

bernard is the best to use as torpedo

stuff him with gas and gun powder. then fire him from the torpedo tube (forward or stern doesnt matter) and he'l just swim back after a hit with another ship

but never let his mouth open when on silent running... else he start singing

so stuff his teddy in his mouth

07-19-07, 05:36 AM

I thought Bernard is eliminated execution style with patches.....:hmm:

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 07-19-07, 06:02 AM

bernard is unfortunatly invincible

STEED · 07-19-07, 07:20 AM

Bernard is Mr October in the 1940 calender Big Boy in Big Boat.

And no I don't have a copy of it.

Just heard it from somewhere.

Blacklight · 07-19-07, 09:58 AM

You know what would be interesting ? A Bernard mod to pop into GWX. Maybe make it so every ship you get has Bernard on board and make random things go wrong at JUST THE RIGHT moments. Some of this is possible with the sabotage setting in Silent Hunter Commander, but I'm sure there's more Bernard fun that may be able to be added somehow.

07-18-07, 11:15 AM	#1
wmes1 Watch Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 23 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Who is Bernard????? and why does everybody blame him for screw up's?? Sorry but I'm abit new...

07-18-07, 11:18 AM	#2
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	You have to blame someone for your screw ups. Bernard is always ready to take the blame. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

07-18-07, 11:22 AM	#3
Kpt. Lehmann GWX Project Director Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Republic of Texas Posts: 6,994 Downloads: 124 Uploads: 0	Bernard is a bit like a crash test dummy. Everyone here abuses the poor guy... and all he needs is a bit of understanding. __________________ www.thegreywolves.com All you need is good men. - Heinrich Lehmann-Willenbrock

07-18-07, 11:23 AM	#4
Schöneboom Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 651 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	Bernard's the one who put the FU in FUBAR! __________________ Dietrich Schöneboom, U-431 "Es wird klappen, Herr Kaleun. Ganz sicher."

07-18-07, 06:34 PM	#6
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Bernard, the source of all problems! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

07-18-07, 07:15 PM	#7
GakunGak Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Is Bernard married at all, have kids?

07-18-07, 08:03 PM	#8
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	Bernard is the best crewmember I've ever had on my sub ! He's fantastic ! I know it would be difficult for me and my crew without him, but we'd be more than happy to transfer him to YOUR Uboat if you want ! An experience with Bernard aboard is an experience to be treasured for a LIFETIME !!! __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

07-18-07, 10:55 PM	#9
emtmedic005 Weps Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: North Andover, MA Posts: 361 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Bernard is the one crewmember who drops the wrench when DDs are hunting us. Every boat has a Bernard. hahaha

07-19-07, 01:08 AM	#10
Canovaro Ace of the Deep Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,062 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	There's a Bernard in each one of us. :hmm:

07-19-07, 02:36 AM	#11
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	bernard is the best to use as torpedo stuff him with gas and gun powder. then fire him from the torpedo tube (forward or stern doesnt matter) and he'l just swim back after a hit with another ship but never let his mouth open when on silent running... else he start singing so stuff his teddy in his mouth __________________ Gruß

07-19-07, 05:36 AM	#12
GakunGak Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I thought Bernard is eliminated execution style with patches.....:hmm:

07-19-07, 06:02 AM	#13
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	bernard is unfortunatly invincible __________________ Gruß

07-19-07, 07:20 AM	#14
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Bernard is Mr October in the 1940 calender Big Boy in Big Boat. And no I don't have a copy of it. Just heard it from somewhere. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-19-07, 09:58 AM	#15
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	You know what would be interesting ? A Bernard mod to pop into GWX. Maybe make it so every ship you get has Bernard on board and make random things go wrong at JUST THE RIGHT moments. Some of this is possible with the sabotage setting in Silent Hunter Commander, but I'm sure there's more Bernard fun that may be able to be added somehow. __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"