Am I sick or something?

GoldenRivet · 05-05-07, 03:21 AM

Whenever I find myself in a dull moment at work, i let my mind drift off to thoughts of being depth charged and ordering ahead flank, and full left rudder... take her deeper chief!

Whenever im, shopping with the wife, or out at dinner and there is a lull in the conversation,occasionally i picture the view from the conning tower under a million swaying and rocking stars... the hum of the diesels and the gentle swoosh of waves passing by.

Whenever I lay down to take a nap, or to go to bed, i sometimes imagine laying in the captains bunk, trying to get some sleep among the buzz of equipment and men going about their duties on the other side of the curtain.

so am i crazy?

am i hard core?

or do most of you do the same thing?!

TarJak · 05-05-07, 03:25 AM

Sounds normal to me.

None of your "symptoms" sound life threatening, unless you try to crash dive when driving near an airport and someone spots and aircraft.

Bindolaf · 05-05-07, 03:33 AM

Not to mention walking around the port and drooling at all the tonnage

capt-jones · 05-05-07, 03:36 AM

:hmm: you are very sick you need help ,and medication or at least be certified and put away in some far off mental home and stay away from salt water ,you been drinking too much of it:rotfl:

TarJak · 05-05-07, 03:40 AM

The only possible medication is liberal applications of Bosun's grog with a rum chaser.:rotfl:

Your illness is unfortunately incurable and you will have to sit freezing in wet woollen clothes under a red light for the rest of your gaming days.

GoldenRivet · 05-05-07, 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

The only possible medication is liberal applications of Bosun's grog with a rum chaser.:rotfl:

Your illness is unfortunately incurable and you will have to sit freezing in wet woollen clothes under a red light for the rest of your gaming days.

AWESOME

hahaha

actually i went over a large bridge the other day and watched the super tankers passing under it with lustful eyes... what tonnage!

Reece · 05-05-07, 05:26 AM

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actually i went over a large bridge the other day and watched the super tankers passing under it with lustful eyes... what tonnage!

Now your going a bit tooo far! I made a phone call and the boys with the large white jackets are on their way! I bet while you were looking at those tankers you blurted out "Fire one"!

Brag · 05-05-07, 05:49 AM

You're suffering from terminal alzUbootdeepitis. The only cure is to join a penguin colony.

Jimbuna · 05-05-07, 06:39 AM

Hope you like fish

rb4door · 05-05-07, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

AWESOME

hahaha

actually i went over a large bridge the other day and watched the super tankers passing under it with lustful eyes... what tonnage!

:rotfl:

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 05-05-07, 09:34 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: wonderfull comments boys

you should visit bernard... he is your ultimate cure

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take your game with you and let bernard play the game

Telgriff · 05-05-07, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Bindolaf

Not to mention walking around the port and drooling at all the tonnage

Guilty of that one

, same goes for if I see them on TV etc.

Canovaro · 05-06-07, 03:32 AM

So I'm not the only one

Hitman · 05-06-07, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Whenever I find myself in a dull moment at work, i let my mind drift off to thoughts of being depth charged and ordering ahead flank, and full left rudder... take her deeper chief!

Whenever im, shopping with the wife, or out at dinner and there is a lull in the conversation,occasionally i picture the view from the conning tower under a million swaying and rocking stars... the hum of the diesels and the gentle swoosh of waves passing by.

Whenever I lay down to take a nap, or to go to bed, i sometimes imagine laying in the captains bunk, trying to get some sleep among the buzz of equipment and men going about their duties on the other side of the curtain.

so am i crazy?

am i hard core?

or do most of you do the same thing?!

WHAT? You really mean you do not practice determining Angles off the Bow on all automobiles and trucks you see while having a walk in the streets???

Are you mad? How can you expect to get reasonables tonnages and help the war effort of your country if you pass on practicing??

You really really are sick man! You should be removed from active command inmediately! I'm going to write Onkel Karl about this inmediately

HM.Medico · 05-06-07, 04:53 AM

Not at all my friend, for I:

Draw pictures of submarines whenever I get a chance
Consistantly shout out ALAAAAAAAAARM!
Am attempting to get my friends to call me Kaleun
Waste time by wanting to find out which boat I'll be in command of in a few years
Wish to be buried by being cremated and having my ashes thrown into pearl harbor
Draw up intercept methods in maths...for a T2
log on and off IRC with *Surfaces Das Boot and *Submerges Das Boot

So believe me, you're pretty normal

05-05-07, 03:21 AM	#1
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	Am I sick or something? Whenever I find myself in a dull moment at work, i let my mind drift off to thoughts of being depth charged and ordering ahead flank, and full left rudder... take her deeper chief! Whenever im, shopping with the wife, or out at dinner and there is a lull in the conversation,occasionally i picture the view from the conning tower under a million swaying and rocking stars... the hum of the diesels and the gentle swoosh of waves passing by. Whenever I lay down to take a nap, or to go to bed, i sometimes imagine laying in the captains bunk, trying to get some sleep among the buzz of equipment and men going about their duties on the other side of the curtain. so am i crazy? am i hard core? or do most of you do the same thing?! __________________

05-05-07, 03:33 AM	#3
Bindolaf Seaman Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 36 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Not to mention walking around the port and drooling at all the tonnage __________________

05-05-07, 05:49 AM	#8
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05-05-07, 06:39 AM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Hope you like fish __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: wonderfull comments boys you should visit bernard... he is your ultimate cure . take your game with you and let bernard play the game __________________ Gruß

05-05-07, 03:25 AM	#2
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Sounds normal to me. None of your "symptoms" sound life threatening, unless you try to crash dive when driving near an airport and someone spots and aircraft.

05-05-07, 03:36 AM	#4
capt-jones Helmsman Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 109 Downloads: 328 Uploads: 0	:hmm: you are very sick you need help ,and medication or at least be certified and put away in some far off mental home and stay away from salt water ,you been drinking too much of it:rotfl:

05-05-07, 03:40 AM	#5
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	The only possible medication is liberal applications of Bosun's grog with a rum chaser.:rotfl: Your illness is unfortunately incurable and you will have to sit freezing in wet woollen clothes under a red light for the rest of your gaming days.

05-06-07, 03:32 AM	#13
Canovaro Ace of the Deep Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,062 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	So I'm not the only one

05-06-07, 04:53 AM	#15
HM.Medico Helmsman Join Date: May 2006 Location: 60 Knots off shore, In a VIID Posts: 107 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Not at all my friend, for I: Draw pictures of submarines whenever I get a chance Consistantly shout out ALAAAAAAAAARM! Am attempting to get my friends to call me Kaleun Waste time by wanting to find out which boat I'll be in command of in a few years Wish to be buried by being cremated and having my ashes thrown into pearl harbor Draw up intercept methods in maths...for a T2 log on and off IRC with Surfaces Das Boot and Submerges Das Boot So believe me, you're pretty normal __________________ Creator of The Enigma Room (Assisted greatly by P_Funk) Tonnage Total -: 165 Thousand Tonnes (DDs: 7\|Countless merchants\|Elcos: 4\| Armed Trawlers: 2\| BBs 3) Punctuation is the difference between "I helped my Uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "i helped my uncle jack off a horse" USE GOOD GRAMMAR!