Am I sick or something?
 

Whenever I find myself in a dull moment at work, i let my mind drift off to thoughts of being depth charged and ordering ahead flank, and full left rudder... take her deeper chief!

Whenever im, shopping with the wife, or out at dinner and there is a lull in the conversation,occasionally i picture the view from the conning tower under a million swaying and rocking stars... the hum of the diesels and the gentle swoosh of waves passing by.

Whenever I lay down to take a nap, or to go to bed, i sometimes imagine laying in the captains bunk, trying to get some sleep among the buzz of equipment and men going about their duties on the other side of the curtain.

so am i crazy? :doh:

am i hard core? :rock:

or do most of you do the same thing?! :arrgh!:

Sounds normal to me.:doh::arrgh!::88)

None of your "symptoms" sound life threatening, unless you try to crash dive when driving near an airport and someone spots and aircraft.:D

Not to mention walking around the port and drooling at all the tonnage :yep:

:hmm: you are very sick you need help ,and medication or at least be certified and put away in some far off mental home and stay away from salt water ,you been drinking too much of it:rotfl:

The only possible medication is liberal applications of Bosun's grog with a rum chaser.:rotfl:

Your illness is unfortunately incurable and you will have to sit freezing in wet woollen clothes under a red light for the rest of your gaming days.:D

AWESOME

hahaha

actually i went over a large bridge the other day and watched the super tankers passing under it with lustful eyes... what tonnage!

Now your going a bit tooo far! I made a phone call and the boys with the large white jackets are on their way! I bet while you were looking at those tankers you blurted out "Fire one"!:lol:

You're suffering from terminal alzUbootdeepitis. The only cure is to join a penguin colony. :shifty:

Hope you like fish :lol:

:rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: wonderfull comments boys :up:

you should visit bernard... he is your ultimate cure :yep: .
take your game with you and let bernard play the game ;)

Guilty of that one :arrgh!:, same goes for if I see them on TV etc.

So I'm not the only one :)

WHAT? You really mean you do not practice determining Angles off the Bow on all automobiles and trucks you see while having a walk in the streets???

Are you mad? How can you expect to get reasonables tonnages and help the war effort of your country if you pass on practicing??

You really really are sick man! You should be removed from active command inmediately! I'm going to write Onkel Karl about this inmediately:x

Not at all my friend, for I:

• Draw pictures of submarines whenever I get a chance
• Consistantly shout out ALAAAAAAAAARM!
• Am attempting to get my friends to call me Kaleun
• Waste time by wanting to find out which boat I'll be in command of in a few years
• Wish to be buried by being cremated and having my ashes thrown into pearl harbor
• Draw up intercept methods in maths...for a T2
• log on and off IRC with *Surfaces Das Boot and *Submerges Das Boot

So believe me, you're pretty normal :up: