Playing Skyrim makes players gay

Skybird · 11-25-11, 09:33 PM

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Videogames like SkyRim have been proven to lead to addiction, violence, and sexual promiscuity.

http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-sky...sex-maneuvers/

http://christwire.org/2011/11/urgent...o-game-skyrim/

http://christwire.org/2011/11/christ...crolls-skyrim/

Nice satire, I know. The whole site is. But by its language it is so very much spot on.

And yes, I believe this belongs not in Games but in General Topics.

Gerald · 11-26-11, 01:36 AM

Hey....this is

BossMark · 11-26-11, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendor

Hey....this is

A good game had it since release day.

Sailor Steve · 11-26-11, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by BossMark

A good game had it since release day.

Well, that explains a lot.

soopaman2 · 11-26-11, 07:46 AM

I married another guy in Skyrim.

Jimbuna · 11-26-11, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by BossMark

A good game had it since release day.

LOL

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Originally Posted by soopaman2

I married another guy in Skyrim.

Wasn't me then...never heard of the game until now

MH · 11-26-11, 08:44 AM

Gay detector reading

Platapus · 11-26-11, 08:56 AM

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you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy [butt] assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session.

Whew! I did not know people were having such fun. I have flung some sin milk in my time, but it has always been consensual... or when she is tied up, but never from my hands.

Sin milk? In Christianwire's usual mode of alliterations perhaps sin sauce?

Sin staff? meh It does not compare to masturbating monkey mashers, which is, if pardon the word, epic.

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...highlight=word

I love the christianwire.

1480 · 11-26-11, 11:09 AM

Never knew about this site till now. Gives the onion a run for its money.

Thanks, you miserable monkey mashers

Oberon · 11-26-11, 11:33 AM

HALT! You have violated this man!

Oberon · 11-26-11, 11:34 AM

I must admit though, playing Skyrim is having a slightly adverse effect on the relationship with my fiancé.

She likes dragons...doesn't take too well to my character killing them...

Takeda Shingen · 11-26-11, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

HALT! You have violated this man!

And here I was hoping you were going to resist.

EDIT: I suppose that I'll never hear 'The Dragonborn Comes' the same way again.

the_tyrant · 11-27-11, 09:08 AM

NOOOOOO

I just beat skyrim! Should I go into gay rehab?

Sailor Steve · 11-27-11, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by the_tyrant

Should I go into gay rehab?

No. Just relax and enjoy it.

CaptainMattJ. · 11-27-11, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

No. Just relax and enjoy it.

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SKYRIM LINGO: DOVAHKIIN – Is the supposed citizens of Skyrim, but is a code word that means:
D – Dirty
O – Orifice
V – Violation
A – Always
H – Hurts
K – Keep
I – Injecting
I – It
N – Naiant

Oh i needed this today.

"skyrim jobbing"

11-26-11, 01:36 AM	#2
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11-26-11, 07:46 AM	#5
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	I married another guy in Skyrim. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

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1480 Lead Slinger Join Date: May 2007 Location: Chitcago, Illinoise Posts: 1,442 Downloads: 74 Uploads: 0	Never knew about this site till now. Gives the onion a run for its money. Thanks, you miserable monkey mashers __________________

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the_tyrant Admiral Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 2,272 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	NOOOOOO I just beat skyrim! Should I go into gay rehab? __________________ My own open source project on Sourceforge OTP.net KGB grade encryption for the rest of us

11-26-11, 08:44 AM	#7
MH Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184 Downloads: 248 Uploads: 0	Gay detector reading

11-26-11, 11:33 AM	#10
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	HALT! You have violated this man!

11-26-11, 11:34 AM	#11
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	I must admit though, playing Skyrim is having a slightly adverse effect on the relationship with my fiancé. She likes dragons...doesn't take too well to my character killing them...