What the first five things you will do when you load up SHV for the first time? - Page 4

gordonmull · 10-19-09, 08:12 AM

1 Open beer
2 Go to the options screen and ramp up the graphics quality
3 Change speech to German
4 Work throught the tutorials
5 Sink 'em all

Reece · 10-19-09, 08:26 AM

Quote:

5)Uber Gruber said:
Spank the cat.

The pussy! .. Kinky!!

IanC · 10-19-09, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Reece

Take it into the toilet, with a glass of wine for a good examination & read!

Don't ever sell that copy on ebay.

cappy70 · 10-19-09, 11:42 AM

1 Install it & check for patch

2 Look at intro

3 Change to German

4 Start a career

5 Look for a weapon and start shooting inside everwhere and then I'll blow up the door and then I'll toss a couple of handgrenads around the corner and run down to the torpedoroom of the sub and

,,,erhmmm ooops,,no FPS here,,hehehe, I mean I'll look at the map and do the mission briefing and I'll start my first mission with Wolfpack,,I hope.

karamazovnew · 10-19-09, 12:22 PM

1. Options -> Realistic Difficulty
2. New Career
.....
4. Die of lack of sleep/food after 2 weeks of constant playing.

Venatore · 10-19-09, 05:24 PM

Start modding it

Carotio · 10-19-09, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

3.) See if there are any mods out

I think, I'm going to release a SH5 mod a couple of days before SH5 is for sale, now that I have seen some of the game data folder at the subsim meet.

Just for fun...

ME... In the following order

1) Check folders and files, particularly some texture files...
2) Start game and watch Intro video till the end
3) Set game audio and text to German
4) Naval Academy
5) Start a 1939 Career and complete 1st patrol
6) Check out ALL the units in the Museum

JU_88 · 10-20-09, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Carotio

6) Check out ALL the units in the Museum

I cant belive that me and Carotio are the only two people who are gonna do this

perhaps the rest you dont weant to spoil the suprise??

kptn_kaiserhof · 10-20-09, 08:33 AM

i agree with GOTMILK

joeljansson · 10-20-09, 08:43 AM

look for enemy sub to sink me and the soup nazi on my boat

what

we are the germans so he must be the soup nazi

Sailor Steve · 10-20-09, 11:29 AM

Good point!

"I am NOT a Nazi! No soup for you!...Sir!"

10-20-09, 12:36 PM

i wont even open a file for at least a month and no mods until after patch #1 at least

first thing is to get bored with the single missions for fast action then a few patrols, maybe create a few missions but modding i have learned is a waste of time until at least the 3rd patch because each patch makes your mods not work or become no longer needed.

once i start modding then i will disect everything in the game but until then im not looking under the hood, let the girl keep her dress on

cappy70 · 10-20-09, 12:40 PM

just dating the "grl" for some time

Brag · 10-20-09, 05:12 PM

1.- Organize a machine
2.- load SH5
3.- Walk from stem to stern. check every space, make sure that Bernard has not smuggled himself in disguised as a farting banana.
4,- Celebrate the commissioning of my boat
5.- Celebrate assuming comand of the boat
6.- Celebrate arrival at Naval Academy
7.- Celebrate that I really have SH-5 operational
8,- Celebrate that I'm sober enough to celebrate

ivank · 10-20-09, 07:32 PM

love number 8

10-19-09, 11:42 AM	#49
cappy70 Ensign Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: USA/Florida/Sweden Posts: 234 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	See now 1 Install it & check for patch 2 Look at intro 3 Change to German 4 Start a career 5 Look for a weapon and start shooting inside everwhere and then I'll blow up the door and then I'll toss a couple of handgrenads around the corner and run down to the torpedoroom of the sub and ,,,erhmmm ooops,,no FPS here,,hehehe, I mean I'll look at the map and do the mission briefing and I'll start my first mission with Wolfpack,,I hope. __________________ Specs Windows 10 64 bit Pro Asus Z - 97A Intel I7-4790K 4 Ghz 16 Gig Trident Claw DDR 3 2 x 760 GTX 2048 mem in SLI. WD 1T Hd Ultra/WD Black 640 Corsair 850W PSU

10-20-09, 08:43 AM	#55
joeljansson Sparky Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: in front of the screen in sweden Posts: 158 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	look for enemy sub to sink me and the soup nazi on my boatwhat we are the germans so he must be the soup nazi __________________

10-20-09, 11:29 AM	#56
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Good point! "I am NOT a Nazi! No soup for you!...Sir!" __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

10-20-09, 12:40 PM	#58
cappy70 Ensign Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: USA/Florida/Sweden Posts: 234 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Yup just dating the "grl" for some time __________________ Specs Windows 10 64 bit Pro Asus Z - 97A Intel I7-4790K 4 Ghz 16 Gig Trident Claw DDR 3 2 x 760 GTX 2048 mem in SLI. WD 1T Hd Ultra/WD Black 640 Corsair 850W PSU

10-20-09, 05:12 PM	#59
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	1.- Organize a machine 2.- load SH5 3.- Walk from stem to stern. check every space, make sure that Bernard has not smuggled himself in disguised as a farting banana. 4,- Celebrate the commissioning of my boat 5.- Celebrate assuming comand of the boat 6.- Celebrate arrival at Naval Academy 7.- Celebrate that I really have SH-5 operational 8,- Celebrate that I'm sober enough to celebrate __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

10-19-09, 08:12 AM	#46
gordonmull Lieutenant Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Scotland Posts: 269 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	1 Open beer 2 Go to the options screen and ramp up the graphics quality 3 Change speech to German 4 Work throught the tutorials 5 Sink 'em all

10-19-09, 12:22 PM	#50
karamazovnew The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Bucharest, Romania Posts: 1,403 Downloads: 151 Uploads: 0	1. Options -> Realistic Difficulty 2. New Career ..... 4. Die of lack of sleep/food after 2 weeks of constant playing.

10-19-09, 05:24 PM	#51
Venatore Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Australia:- Sydney Posts: 2,049 Downloads: 68 Uploads: 0	Start modding it

10-20-09, 08:33 AM	#54
kptn_kaiserhof XO Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 418 Downloads: 42 Uploads: 0	i agree with GOTMILK

10-20-09, 12:36 PM	#57
Webster Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	i wont even open a file for at least a month and no mods until after patch #1 at least first thing is to get bored with the single missions for fast action then a few patrols, maybe create a few missions but modding i have learned is a waste of time until at least the 3rd patch because each patch makes your mods not work or become no longer needed. once i start modding then i will disect everything in the game but until then im not looking under the hood, let the girl keep her dress on

10-20-09, 07:32 PM	#60
ivank The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Huntington, Long Island, New York Posts: 1,426 Downloads: 284 Uploads: 0	love number 8 __________________ Head of The Surface Warfare Super-Mod Team Leutnant z. S. David U. Ziegler U-105 IXB On Patrol 1