Can you add a line....for laughs.

Jimbuna · 03-06-09, 04:50 PM

Just an idea for a bit of fun. If it doesn't take off, fair enough.

Instructions: Each line is automatically prefaced with "Sweating like..."

Each successive poster should start the line again.

I'll start it off with a few.

Sweating like a Sri lankian on a tour bus.
A nun at a cucumber stall.
A blind lesbian in a fish market/sushi bar

AVGWarhawk · 03-06-09, 05:47 PM

...like a whore on dollar day

SeaWolf U-57 · 03-06-09, 05:56 PM

The cast of little Briton drinking in a Blue oyster bar
A nun visiting a candle factory
A welsh man looking at a herd of Sheep

GoldenRivet · 03-06-09, 06:00 PM

... an inner city youth trying to read.

Digital_Trucker · 03-06-09, 06:02 PM

...a whore in church.

...a redneck at a ballroom dance.

...Joe Biden at an etiquette convention.

GoldenRivet · 03-06-09, 06:07 PM

... like Obama dealing with a credit crisis.

SeaWolf U-57 · 03-06-09, 06:12 PM

A Vampire in a blood bank
President Bush when he was told about steel toecap shoes
Labour party when they said the UK never had it so good

antikristuseke · 03-06-09, 06:13 PM

a man who dropped the soap in a prison shower.

SeaWolf U-57 · 03-06-09, 06:16 PM

The man who was told to pick up the dropped soap in a prison shower.

SeaWolf U-57 · 03-06-09, 06:27 PM

The male kiss-a-gram at Grandmothers party

Frame57 · 03-06-09, 07:33 PM

a fat man at a cannibal convention

Dan D · 03-06-09, 08:38 PM

Sweating like an Englishman at a French train station who buys two tickets to Toulouse which is a town in France.

Being placed in a waiting queue of Frenchmen and the French guy before him buys 2 tickets to Toulouse.
Ze Ingländer hums and haws but then: „Two tickets to Toulouse, too!?“

AVGWarhawk · 03-06-09, 09:00 PM

...like a fat man with short arms trying to dig his draws out of his butt crack.

Jimbuna · 03-07-09, 03:54 AM

....Gary Glitter in Mothercare

Jimbuna · 03-07-09, 09:56 AM

,,,a necrophiliac in a mortuary

03-06-09, 04:50 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Can you add a line....for laughs. Just an idea for a bit of fun. If it doesn't take off, fair enough. Instructions: Each line is automatically prefaced with "Sweating like..." Each successive poster should start the line again. I'll start it off with a few. Sweating like a Sri lankian on a tour bus. A nun at a cucumber stall. A blind lesbian in a fish market/sushi bar __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-06-09, 05:47 PM	#2
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,265 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	...like a whore on dollar day __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

03-06-09, 06:00 PM	#4
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	... an inner city youth trying to read. __________________

03-06-09, 06:02 PM	#5
Digital_Trucker Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Peach State Posts: 4,171 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 10	...a whore in church. ...a redneck at a ballroom dance. ...Joe Biden at an etiquette convention. __________________ RSM-GIEP-Killflags-LV Tribute-Playable Elco __Peace be with you, Dave.

03-06-09, 06:07 PM	#6
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	... like Obama dealing with a credit crisis. __________________

03-06-09, 05:56 PM	#3
SeaWolf U-57 Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,231 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	The cast of little Briton drinking in a Blue oyster bar A nun visiting a candle factory A welsh man looking at a herd of Sheep

03-06-09, 06:12 PM	#7
SeaWolf U-57 Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,231 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	A Vampire in a blood bank President Bush when he was told about steel toecap shoes Labour party when they said the UK never had it so good

03-06-09, 06:13 PM	#8
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	a man who dropped the soap in a prison shower.

03-06-09, 06:16 PM	#9
SeaWolf U-57 Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,231 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	The man who was told to pick up the dropped soap in a prison shower.

03-06-09, 06:27 PM	#10
SeaWolf U-57 Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,231 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	The male kiss-a-gram at Grandmothers party

03-06-09, 07:33 PM	#11
Frame57 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2008 Location: 1300 feet on the crapper Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	a fat man at a cannibal convention __________________ "My Religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds." Albert Einstein

03-06-09, 08:38 PM	#12
Dan D Grey Wolf Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: 9th Flotilla Posts: 839 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Sweating like an Englishman at a French train station who buys two tickets to Toulouse which is a town in France. Being placed in a waiting queue of Frenchmen and the French guy before him buys 2 tickets to Toulouse. Ze Ingländer hums and haws but then: „Two tickets to Toulouse, too!?“

03-06-09, 09:00 PM	#13
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,265 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	...like a fat man with short arms trying to dig his draws out of his butt crack. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

03-07-09, 03:54 AM	#14
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	....Gary Glitter in Mothercare __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-07-09, 09:56 AM	#15
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	,,,a necrophiliac in a mortuary __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!